A blimp hovers high above Lazytown, the blue suited hero within getting on a scooter and flying out. He takes this scooter out past the boundaries of Lazytown, riding towards a nearby graveyard. He gets off the scooter and solemnly approaches the graveyard, walking up to one of the graves of placing a bouquet of roses on it.
"I wanted to rid Lazytown of laziness, but, not like this..."
Shit got real as robby rotten jumps out fron the bushes as says "But sportacus, they waged the war in your name, and they didn't surrender like the lazy shits they are!" Then pulled out a chocolate bar and started chewing that shit so hard sportacus popped a boner. Sportacus couldn't think straight, robby rotton suddenly appeared so handsome he couldn't resist. Sportacus leaped his tight ass at that chocolate bar and took a bite off the other end (lady and the tramp style) they then kissed firmly placing their lips upon one anothers.
This kiss so firm, so intese, so hot, so, juicy. Sportacus thrusted his head back and said "Their all dead because of me." Robby rotton laughed "so what, you're now free to be with me like you always dreamed."
"But, but, i feel so bad, i tried to teach them about a healthy living."
"Who caaaaaares their dead now, all because thet went after monsanto, in your name."
Then NANI what is this? Oh shit here comes ma homie himself barnie the fuking dinosaur. Proudly walking up to the sad couple he said "The Fuk you bitches doing kissing over my wifes grave?!"
Envy:*has walked in and sees this happening* ok what
This is an example of why The Elders were right to try and destroy humanity.
Bob the builder came to the scene, to his surprise no one was fighting with one another. Envy shocked to see bob asked "how's my house coming?" Bob only replied with "We can fix it!". Then barnie sick of this peace pulled out a sword coated with angel tears. Dora quickly came and blocked the swing barnie attempted. Thanks to dora's stand "We did it" she was able to do it even though she is 4 and buff AF.
Barnie got knocked back due to her intense block. Sportacus and robby activated their stands, healthy greens, and number one.
Barnie pulled out a whistle and blew it hard. Then from a distance everyone heard it. Airplanes ariving, at first no one noticed, but then envy yelled "SHIT!!! HE CALLED JAY JAY!!!"
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Then Robo-sportacus, disguisted by this imbalance you created, pulled out a machine gun and masacared everyone.
R.I.P Robbie Rotten, he was number one
next thing you know, a furry walks in and yells "OWO GIVE ME HUGGIE WUGGIES", making even the dead bodies disgusted