Yu's Second Amazing Text Adventure
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You wake up in you're room. It's morning.
Now, listen to me carefully, boy.
You buy a time machine so you can go to June 28th in order to play Super Mario Maker 2
You look around your room. Unfortunately, you cannot find teddie. You give up.
You check Tanakas, but unfortunately he isn't selling a time machine
Do nothing for the next 10 days
You do nothing for the next ten days. On day 5, you die of starvation
Bad End. Save Loaded.
You wake up in your room. It's morning.
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Go outside your house and attempt to find Teddie.
After you find Teddie stab him in the nose
You go outside and look around for Teddie. He's not outside your house. You give up
You are now Outside the Dojima Residence
Run to school with toast in our mouth
Go back inside and punt Nanako
You run to school with Toast in your mouth. Unfortunately, the gates are closed because it's a Sunday. You feel stupid.
You are too far away from the Dojima Residence to punt Nananko. But why would you even want too?
You are now Outside Yasogami High.
I ponder how it could be Sunday on a Tuesday but then realize we're inside a video game. Have an existential crisis
You climb over the gate, steal a lock pick from a cat and break into the school.
You feel bad about breaking into school and have an exsistential crisis. Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?
Welp. Enough of that. You grab a handful of sand froom the courtyard and eat it. It's grainy and makes you cough but doesn't kill you.
You are currently Inside Yasogami High.
You go to Junes.
You are now in Junes
Find a mob to kill for expierence and gold.
You look around Junes for a few seconds for a mob. However, because this is the human world, there are no shadows. Luckily for humanity.
Buy topsicles to lure mascots.
Luckily for your stomach, you can't fin any glass shards small enough to eat.
You look around for an ass, but there are no donkey's insight. Not even in the meat department.
You buy a topsicle and try to lure out a mascot. Unfortunately, nobody came
Lick the topsicle into the shape of a dagger and then shank someone.
go to the next area and kill anything that crosses your path regardless of what it is. We do not discriminate
You like the topsicle until it's vaguely knife shape. Then you stab a passing by Child. Unfortunately, it's still a topsicle so it just splats against their shirt. The child starts crying. The mother yells at you.
You move onto the next area. Unforunately, you lack a weapon to kill everything that crosses your path.
Thank you fire creature. I will not kill you for expierence.
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Go back and snap their necks. Kill them all with your BARE HANDS
You shrug and starts breaking peoples necks. The police are called. Adachi shows up. He has a gun.
"You should probaly stop before I shoot you."
Ask Adachi to join your party.
Bump into Tatsuya Suou for no defined reason.
You ask Adachi to join your party.
"What the- NO! Your under arrest."
Another police officer shows up. It's Tatsuya Suou.
" I am here to help. I will save you from the criminal, citizens!"
He begins leading the remaining crowd out of Junes. He then picks up Adachi and "rescues" him from you.
Override the gm's decisions and make the things we say happen no matter what
Ask Tatsuya the secrets to summoning your Persona in the real world.
Invalid Command. I am your god now.
You yell at Tatsuya about how to summon your persona in the real world as he carries Adachi away.
" I am not sure, Citizen. You'll have to ask Philemon."
Hunt down Philemon to ask him about summoning personas in the real world.,
You think about hunting down Philemon. However, you have no clue where to begin looking.
Search for a blue butterfly. Or the Velvet Room to ask Igor.
You go out to the food court and try to ear a pebble. It doesn't taste very nice and you almost choke, but you manage to swallow it somehow.
You go to smoke from a pipe. Unfortunately, you don't have a pipe to smoke from.
You try to become an egg, but try as you might, it appears to be impossible. This depresses you.
The closest Velvet Room is inside the TV world. As you go to the TV, you are stopped by Adachi.
"Now that idiot in red is gone, I finally caught up to you. Stop right there. Make it easy on yourself and hand yourself in."
Grab Adachi and passionately kiss him.
You try to grab Adachi to kiss him. Misunderstanding your aims, he shoots you in the head, killing you instantly.
Bad End. Reloading Save.
You wake up in your bed. It's morning.
Do everything we just did
Go downstairs, grab Nanako, and Y E E T her into the TV.
You save the game.
You repeat everything you just did, resulting in you dying again.
Bad End. Reloading Save.
You go down stairs, pick up Nanako and throw her in the TV. You feel bad.
Eat Nanako's science project to feel better
Feeling bad, you go into the TV with her to apologize, while tossing her across the ground
Afterwards, jump out of a TV that leads to Yosuke's house.
You eat Nanako's Science Proect. You recover 100 HP.
You jump into the TV after Nanako. Nanako is nowhere to be seen,
Take out some cards and eat one,
Challenge Yosuke to a duel
Become Nanako's science project
You take out a card and eat it. It was the persona slime and it tastes gross so you spit it out. Yosuke isn't here currently.
You try to become an Nanako's Science Project, but try as you might, it appears to be impossible. This depresses you.
Play Yu-Gi-Oh by yourself and end up losing to yourself
Atlus gets shut down, causing the world to slowly disappear forever
You decide to play Yugioh on your phone against a CPU since it's the closest you have. You lose. The AI cheated.
You are already Yu. You should know that you are Yu. Yu is you and you are Yu. Make sense?
You realize that the world is disapearing around you. You scream for help but no-one hears you. Eventually, the erasure reaches you. You can do nothing as your body is erased from Existance, returning to the empty void of game design you came from. There is no longer anything.
Ending- Ultimate Game Over. Restarting Game. Error. Game Deleted. Cannot Restart Game. Ending Game. Farewell...