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How to be.... Edgey?
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Ina
#1

joke rp joke rp joke rp "My friends keep telling me that it's cool to be edgy, and I've been trying to be cool even though I'm a firey person. Any, uhhh, what were they called again...? Oh, egglords! Any egglords know how to be Edgey?"
smol girl appears out of thin air "Uhhh...no. Maybe say something like "my sister's dead" during a wedding or some shit like that." she looks up at the sky "wait, that's not christian- then she disappeared
Ina
Thread Creator
#3

Ina seems very confused about the dissapearence of the smol girl, but not very concerned. "Oh ok I guess!"
*Aristotle means shows pictures of various shapes on his blackboard.* These parts of a shape you see here... *He taps the edge of the shapes* are edges. If my reports on memers are to be believes, these "edge lords" are masters of Geometry. They use their skills to increase their ability to meme. Using an academic pursuit to do such heinous, anti-education things. THESE MEMERS ARE AN ENEMY TO US ALL AND YOU MUST NOT GO ALONG WITH SUCH A CRIMINAL STYLE, YOUNG GIRL! THEY ARE A BAD INFLUENCE!
Gadget grapple hooks in. "Dye your hair black and put red highlights in it. Also listen to lots and lots of Linkin Park. That's my advice."
elm appears "fuckin die lol" elm unappears
Ina
Thread Creator
#7

*Aristotle means shows pictures of various shapes on his blackboard.* These parts of a shape you see here... *He taps the edge of the shapes* are edges. If my reports on memers are to be believes, these "edge lords" are masters of Geometry. They use their skills to increase their ability to meme. Using an academic pursuit to do such heinous, anti-education things. THESE MEMERS ARE AN ENEMY TO US ALL AND YOU MUST NOT GO ALONG WITH SUCH A CRIMINAL STYLE, YOUNG GIRL! THEY ARE A BAD INFLUENCE! In has no idea what any of that meant but shes just going along with it anyways. "Uhhh, sure...." Gadget grapple hooks in. "Dye your hair black and put red highlights in it. Also listen to lots and lots of Linkin Park. That's my advice." Ina finally gets some decent advice, even if it's not really things she perfers. "I like my hair the way it is now, but I guess if it helps me become an egglord. Also what's a Link in the Park?"
People call me edgy. Psh. Idiots. Just because I have black eyes, carry around a bunch of knives and cut myself to activate my power over blood doesn;t mean that I'm... Oh my god I'm edgy aren't I? I... I don't... I need to go look at my life. *Dahlia has a midlife crisis and walks off somewhere.*
A robot Fizzles into the plane of existence temporarily with a ball. “Try using this ball I call it Edgy the Edge...or Edgar...it has a chance of making you really edgy as you venture so keep it close.” The robot then vanished as is if it never existed in this realm to begin with, but the ball still remains with a smiley face markered onto it.
Ina
Thread Creator
#10

People call me edgy. Psh. Idiots. Just because I have black eyes, carry around a bunch of knives and cut myself to activate my power over blood doesn;t mean that I'm... Oh my god I'm edgy aren't I? I... I don't... I need to go look at my life. *Dahlia has a midlife crisis and walks off somewhere.* Ina seems somewhat concerned by the midlife crisis, completely ignoring things that could help her be edgy.
Ina
Thread Creator
#11

A robot Fizzles into the plane of existence temporarily with a ball. “Try using this ball I call it Edgy the Edge...or Edgar...it has a chance of making you really edgy as you venture so keep it close.” The robot then vanished as is if it never existed in this realm to begin with, but the ball still remains with a smiley face markered onto it. Ina looks at the ball and smiles. "Aww, this is super cute! Will it really make me edgy though?"
Gadget tosses Ina a few albums, with the album titles of "Hybrid Theory", "Meteora", and "Minutes to Midnight". "I stole these albums from Shadow, they're a good way to embark on the journey of the path of the absolute edge."
Just then, a random door in the middle of nowhere blocked by the world's most strongest drawer got slammed open, and out came a random teenage white girl, panting heavily. "...I have nothing else to say except almost everyone from the universe I come from is edgy. I couldn't learn from them though. The most I could do is yell this hot guy's name a bunch of time until he saved me."
A young woman wearing a blue t-shirt reading 'winter is coming' appears in the room, to be exact she appears out of a pile of snow that had for some reason been laying there. "Edge huh... I don't think I can help, actually. I've got a good family, friends, my school life has been pretty alright, and I honestly love my superpowers and didn't suffer horribly getting them or anything! I decided to become a hero just... Because I thought it was the right thing to do, wanted to help!" She'd smile a bit and nod her head sagely, truly helpful advice she's giving so far. Now for something even better. "My advice is honestly just don't try and be edgy or an edgelord! The whole thing is super overrated if you ask me so hell with that, be a good and try to help out where you can. Maybe sprinkle in a little dark humor I guess? If you really wanna be edgy."
Ina
Thread Creator
#15

Gadget tosses Ina a few albums, with the album titles of "Hybrid Theory", "Meteora", and "Minutes to Midnight". "I stole these albums from Shadow, they're a good way to embark on the journey of the path of the absolute edge." Ina gets slapped in the face with the album's, and doesn't know who shadow is, but rolls with it anyways. "Thanks! Just then, a random door in the middle of nowhere blocked by the world's most strongest drawer got slammed open, and out came a random teenage white girl, panting heavily. "...I have nothing else to say except almost everyone from the universe I come from is edgy. I couldn't learn from them though. The most I could do is yell this hot guy's name a bunch of time until he saved me." Ina seems interested. "Huh. Maybe yelling an attractive persons name over and over again will help me become edgy!"
Ina
Thread Creator
#16

A young woman wearing a blue t-shirt reading 'winter is coming' appears in the room, to be exact she appears out of a pile of snow that had for some reason been laying there. "Edge huh... I don't think I can help, actually. I've got a good family, friends, my school life has been pretty alright, and I honestly love my superpowers and didn't suffer horribly getting them or anything! I decided to become a hero just... Because I thought it was the right thing to do, wanted to help!" She'd smile a bit and nod her head sagely, truly helpful advice she's giving so far. Now for something even better. "My advice is honestly just don't try and be edgy or an edgelord! The whole thing is super overrated if you ask me so hell with that, be a good and try to help out where you can. Maybe sprinkle in a little dark humor I guess? If you really wanna be edgy." Ina seems extremely confused, as it's almost summer but there's still snow out, but doesn't really care. "I usually just go with whatever happening at the moment, but that might work I guess!"
pshhh, nothin personnel, kid... but listin too my advyce 1. only use cool weapon like guns adn katana 2. wear lot sof black clothse 3. linken park 4. use bad words like damn and hell! 5. teliport behind peopel u juts gotta do stuf like this *teliports behidn u and steels ur wallet* pshhh, like takin candy from a baby (wich is fine by me)
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