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A Kenny Statue Sits On A Bench
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"K"icks
KennyTheCrow
Thread Creator
#3

The Kenny statue falls off the bench, still in the same stance. His drink falls out of his hand, however.
Alex continued to kick the statue, knowing from experience that kicking statues either cursed you, or gave you stuff, and Alex was probably too drunk to assess any of the risks.
KennyTheCrow
Thread Creator
#5

The head of the Kenny statue falls off the body, and rolls behind a tree, while a small daemon emerges from the body of the Kenny statue before burning up in the sunlight
Alex walks over to the tree to pick up the head, but not before kicking the statue one last time.
KennyTheCrow
Thread Creator
#7

The Kenny head faces towards the bench, where a noise is heard. Another Kenny is sitting on the bench. This time, looking more factory new.
Alex picks up the head and throws it at the new Kenny, before going over to kick the new one, with a glimmer in his eyes.
KennyTheCrow
Thread Creator
#9

The new Kenny stands up and hugs Alex, and then forces him to drink the soda. The Kenny statue(?) then runs off into the woods and disappears. An older looking Kenny statue is now sitting on the bench.
Alex is too confused by what just happened, so he sat down next to the older Kenny.
KennyTheCrow
Thread Creator
#11

The older looking Kenny statue slightly leans into Alex, creaking as the metal rubs against the metal bench. The drink in his hand falls into Alex's lap.
Alex "D"rinks it.
Hippity hoppity, get this gay shit off my property
Y E E T
KennyTheCrow
Thread Creator
#14

A prerecorded message plays from the speakers of the Kenny statue, and the mouth starts moving up down in a robotic fashion. "CAW KIDS IT'S KENNY THE CROW! REMEMBER KIDS, CIGARETTES WERE ONCE RECOMMENDED BY DOCTORS! BUY SOME TODAY AT YOUR LOCAL KENNY STATION!" The Kenny statue's mouth stops moving and stops leaning into Alex. A new soda appears in it's hand.
Alex drinks the new one.
KennyTheCrow
Thread Creator
#16

The Kenny statue produces a new soda in its hand and its mouth begins to move again. "CAW KIDS IT'S KENNY THE CROW! REMEMBER KIDS, GASOLINE IS NOT TO BE EATEN! IT MAY HAVE A LOOOOT OF CALORIRES, BUT IT CAN DAMAGE YOUR STOMACH! the kenny company is not at fault for ingestion of gasoline sold at its stations. please watch your children and never let them go out of your sight. The Kenny statue stops moving and slowly starts to unrust.
Alex just stares at the statue now, very, very confused.
KennyTheCrow
Thread Creator
#18

The Kenny statue falls off the bench and makes a robotic screech, before it powers down.
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