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*somewhere in the mountains covered in fog lies some ancient ruins of what appears to be a palace, there social warrior was exploring the ruins looking around the peaceful area overgrown with vegetation*
Alex was busy inside the ruins, setting up a chaos altar, as per his "job". He hummed a tune as he wrote the sigils and a dark tentacular mass wriggled inside his hood.
*social warrior notices what Alex was doing and flys to him*
Whatâ€™s going on here
Your bringing chaos to this peaceful place, you need to stop
"Well it nessicarily isn't chaos, but yeah, I ain't stopping."
Tell me why do you have a chaos alter here
"This place would be a great stronghold for chaos, so, In order to start, I must put down an Altar."
Not on my watch
*social warrior points his blade at the alter and fires beams of light*
The altar is destroyed, and Alex fires off an Eldritch blast at Soc.
*social warrior stops the Eldritch blast with a light beam*
Alex fires another, then retreats behind cover.
While the two were fighting. Asura came into view as he looks around, looking for a way out*
*social warrior dodges the second blast and starts lifting himself into the air*
â€œFreaking Social Justice Warriors. Always ruining a perfectly good website.â€
A very out of place purple cat strolls into the ruins, taking a moment to mourn the chaos altar that she mistakes for destroyed modern art.
A strange noise can be heard as even more fog begins to fill the area, leaving a clearing in the center of the ruins.
"Yes. This is great! This is my a e s t h e t i c!!"
A large man would step out of the fog and into the clearing. He pushes up his glasses with his right hand as a wide grin grows across his face.
"I dig it. I should totally make my evil lair here!"
It would be at this point that the man would notice the curious cast of characters duking it out in his future domain.
Asura looks at the fighting thats going on and soon gets a flashback
*social warrior Notices the fog getting thicker, also noticing kalib before he disappears in the fog*
Finally, havenâ€™t had a challenge like this in a long time
*social warrior starts fanning out the excess fog with his wings*
The fog begins to dissipate, however, that was only the naturally occurring kind. Kalib's fog would be darker, and the very sight of it would make most feel a hint of despair.
The man glares at the winged weirdo.
"So this is your turf then? Guess I need to beat the boss to keep the spoils! Let's boogie!"
Two black orbs leap out of the fog at the snap of Kalib's fingers.
"Hawk: Armed Mode! Spider: Armed Mode!"
The first orb would unfurl and reveal a hawk that was black as pitch with beady crimson eyes. It would perch itself on Kalib's head before morphing into a visor in the shape of a hawk head.
The second orb would unfurl and reveal itself to be a large black spider that leaped onto Kalib's right hand. It too would transform and become a large watch on his wrist.
"Your move creep."
*social warrior points the sword toward the voice of kalib and the sword starts powering up glowing as bright as the sun and when he fires a mega beam of light burned through the dark fog and was headed towards kalib*
From within the fog a shaking could be heard.
As the beam cuts through the fog, it would slowly begin to form back. However there was still the large clearing. And as the beam passed where Kalib should've been, it seemed like he vanished.
However, stepping out of the fog and into the clearing was a group of Kalibs. All circling the airborne menace from below.
One would step out further and speak.
"It's going to take more than that to beat me. I've covered civil wars you know!"
All the Kalibs' visors would begin to glow orange as they stared up at the man, they would then slowly raise their right arms up in unison. The spiders on their wrists would lift rheir back legs and begin rubbing them against their rear.
"Hawk Gatling: Lock On!"
The spiders would all begin to launch razor sharp needles at astonishing speed. Should the Social Warrior try and dodge, they'd find it hard to out maneuver ten men with homing shots.
*social warrior blocks some of the needles with his sword but some caught on his armor*
*the warrior then starts flying upwards bring some of the kalibs with him, after that he starts flying around some of the pillars that are still standing and flying around them causing the kalibs hanging on to take a beating from the pillars*
The main Kalib would be lucky enough to avoid the counterattack, however his lovely stunt doubles... they're slowly beaten until fading into smoke. Kalib happily claps his hands and jumps up and down.
"Oh! This is exciting! Snake: Armed Mode!"
Another orb leaps out of the fog and rolled out to reveal a massive snake. Its body would quickly begin to change as its tail became a handle of sorts and its long body would become a series of chains.
"But enough of this flying nonsense..."
The spider on his wrist would shoot out a thick strand of webbing in an attempt to catch the man.
Should the web connect, Kalib would yank down and cause the warrior to plummet.
Alex re-makes the chaos altar, hidden in a bush
Well, isn't this a familiar scenario?
*A number of glowing orbs gather and form into Fayth.*
Has it been a week? I feel like it's been a week. How are you gents doing?
*social warrior dodges the shot of web and desintigrates the spider with a beam of light*
One of the ruin walls would begin slowly melting as a variety of number and phrases seemed to surround it. The wall would melt into a series of small blob like creatures with tiny masks and arms.
From behind the wall an entity with pale eyes and wires coming out of their eyes would walk in.
"Sorry I'm late, I heard their was a group gathering and since I was around last time I thought maybe I should be here this time."
Asura would snap out of his flashback as he looks around before looking at Alex. He was going to get some questions about this group called... choas
Kalib winces as the light shears the spider off of his wrist, but his smile doesn't fade. He reaches into his coat and withdraws a much larger orb that pulses with strange glyphs and sigils.
"How'd that go again? Big mistake."
He holds up the orb and begins to speak calmly.
The pulsing grows faster.
The glyphs would glow brighter and brighter until they seemingly burn off of the orb.
"Release the beast... Awaken, Amou!"
Thrusting the orb into his chest, a large black cloud would erupt from his back. The cloud would quickly dissipate as a large humanoid arm with massive hands and gnarled claws swings from within. This reveals a very tall, grotesque humanoid being with a slack jaw and piercing red eyes.
"Do it now. Sonic Terror!"
The creature would glare at the warrior before letting out a shriek so loud that began to vibrate off the air and seem to halt any movement they could have.
*Fayth looks over at the entity.*
Yeah, I thought the same thing. Funny , eh?
Now that Alex finished, he could end this fight
"Sanctuary!" He called as he cast santuary on the area, severely lessening all damage dealt in the area.
* the sound knocks the warrior far into the air before he uses his wings to keep him from falling, the warrior points at the monster from a distance and powers up the sword again makeing it as bright as the sun before fireing another mega beam of light*
(edited by Social_warrior)
Kalib sighs as he pats Amou on the back.
"Go figure he could get out of an impossible bind. Remember that time when you held two Kamen Riders in place? They were pretty tough too! They had..."
Kalib quickly checks his cellphone.
"...upwards of ten tonnes worth of stopping power, and even they were helpless against you until someone got a lucky hit."
Kalib looks up at the beam of light and sighs.
"Clearly someone is above the rules of the world. Sounds like a god that needs punching. Heh. Sonic Resonance."
Amou shrieks again and causes waves in the air to converge and form a barrier of dense air. This would slow down the beam of light to the point of being nothing more than a warm glow.
"I can do this all day bird brain."
*Alex walks over to the Entity*
"Some gathering, huh?"
I see Rift has gone from bullshit with teleportation to bullshit with beams of insta disintegration light. Fun times.
The entity would look at both Fayth and Alex who had just approached him.
"With data like that I could make some pretty cool cheat codes but I'm pretty sure most people would call me out for using cheats. That wouldn't be very fun..."
*social warrior throws his sword like a spear at the speed of sound, and penetrates amou, going all the way through the humanoid arm, circles around and the warrior catches it in the air*
True. Cheats take the fun out of things for the most part. If you ain't gonna play fair, why bother?
*Fayth stretches, looking at Social Warrior.*
Though some people don't quite get that idea, I don't think.
got to go feel free to role play
Amou shrieks and catches the spear cause fuck you.
"You are very gay thanks!"
"Yeah, there was a big incident about something like that some time ago."Alex said, "Wait, what is the data exactly for?"
"For? For...Forforforfor? I, uh, what is it for? I'm not sure...I just want more of it...It helps soothe the pain."
Their eyes showed just how uneasy the question made them. It was almost like Alex had just asked them why they even exist.
"Stupid question anyway. Can I help is some way?"