The Big Bang Theory Set
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Everything is normal on the set for Big Bang Theory... Or is it? The crowd looks terrified so probably not. The crowd stares at Sheldon.
The crowd screams, as that's not what Sheldon's line is. Sheldon has become corrupted, and only YOU can help us! If you need instructions, check out the enclosed instruction book.
What the fuck is this gay shit
Why are you corrupting TBBT? I like it :c
That only made it worse.
The crowd screams again, babies are crying.
Karnof: Wha- Sheldon? What are you saying?
Two: Where is the bazinga?
Sorry PSG was good and now that's been stuck in my head after "repent" ever since
Sheldon doesn't understand Bazinga. He has forgotten his famous line. The corruption made him forget.
Planes crash into the streets. No one can handle this sad event.
You have broken the code.
Every post-grunge band in the country is coming. Headed by Nickelback. Your time is limited.
Give your blood to me and they will return to Canada from which they came, Sheldon. I cancelled Family Matters and I can cancel you too
Sheldon dabs back. He remembers how to do that.
Perhaps he's remembering now...
Karnof gets to a PC.
Karnof: I may not know a lot of computer code, but I know this.
Karnof goes to the command line. He types shutdown /r "sheldon"
The shutdown does nothing, he has fallen too far.
Chad Kroeger and Scott Stapp arrive and start singing a mashup of Rockstar and My Sacrifice. The heavens shake. God is angry and unpleased
Sheldon is not phased. He's more focused on trying to say his line.
The enclosed instruction book descends from heaven.
An actual cat grabs the instruction book and makes cat noises as he opens it.
Give me the book, Sheldon.
The book says "To free Sheldon from the curse of corruption, you must say Bazinga 5 times, shine a light in his eyes, then ask Sheldon about comic books.".
Signals to the light director to shine light at sheldon's eyes.
Karnof: BAZINGA, BAZINGA, BAZINGA, BAZINGA, BAZINGA. HEY SHELDON, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COMIC BOOK!
(edited by Martin_Karnof)
Sheldon blinks a few times...
He breathes in and says...
The crow goes wild, clapping and laughing, one dies from laughter.
Sheldon disappears, leaving behind his Green Lantern shirt as a souvenir. You've done it, you've saved the day.
Karnof takes the shirt as a prize.
Karnof: Come on, Two. TIme to go home.
The post-grunge bands and the Leviathan return to the rift
A limited edition blu-ray of Monk is left in thanks to Karnof for saving cable television
I'm coming back. I now see that the world needs me to return.
Not today. Take your sodium chloride lumps like a man.
Sheldon uses his Bazinga beam at Nyx before leaving again.
Dead jokes only make death stronger.
cocks shotgun and shoots Sheldon
I have the same question too Shadowgear
God himself descends upon this thread
CEASE THY FUCKERY MY CHILDREN
he ascends back to heaven while dabbing
don't question my bazingas ever again
Why is this thread real same it makes me question why I'm still alive
Why am I still alive?
Is this the culmination of all humanity has worked for?
Hey sheldon do u like bagingo