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*Shows up on the midnight channel* Hello everyone watching this My name is Callum and today I'll be playing video games so can and play with me if u don't well sucks for u *Midnight channel shuts off*
Shadow-Callum
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#2

I will always be alone
Shadow-Callum
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#5

I see that my other self is already here I'll mess with him later
Shadow-Callum
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#6

Now all I'll get started *goes into a room*
Shadow-Callum
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#8

Now time to put on a show
Shadow-Callum
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#9

So everyone can subscribe
Nes
#13

When Archer comes inside the room, he'll see a little boy playing something, upon researching it further it would reveal it was a Nintendo Switch. I heard this was missing here, so here you go. Do you want to play with me on this?
Nes
#16

Oh that's a shame, you should try it It's the best console there is!! He would then try to give a joycon to Archer with a smile on his face.
Shadow-Callum
Thread Creator
#18

Hahaha I see people r already here Isn't that right me
SON OF A BITCH!! Off to the side of the room is an angry bald man wearing a red overcoat with the Coca-Cola logo on the back of it who just slammed his PS3 controller on the ground. He seems to have died in a combat game about a cyborg ninja that he’s playing on a small flat screen TV. This piece of shit game is gettin’ on my goddamn nerves!
Shadow-Callum
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#21

I'm a shadow the true self
Jumps through the window carrying my Switch Hey so I heard we were all gonna play some Mario Kart and Splatoon together!?!
Shadow-Callum
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#23

My other self know what I'm about to say but that won't do but my saying will work
Shadow-Callum
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#24

I will ever be alone no friends I'm always alone
Nes
#25

Oh yeah! Let's go!!! MK8 is always fun bring it on!! Challenges Ake at Mario Kart on the switch.
Please don't choose the AC stage I suck at that one!
***SUDDENLY SWITCH*** YO SUP IT'S YA BOI SWITCH COMIN AT YA LIVE FROM DEEP WEB HERE TO TELL YOU THAT ARCHER IS GEY AND Wii U IS AS DEAD AS MY GRANDMA AND MAN SHE IS FUCKING DEAD BUT HEY WE GOT SWITCH NOW SO HELL I DON'T CARE IF ANYONE DIED AS LONG AS I CAN PLAY MY DK TROPICAL FREEZE ON THE GO!! MAN I LOVE TO PAY FOR A GAME THAT WAS ORIGINALLY 40$ AND HAD A PRICE CUT, 60$ NOW IT'S GREAT BUSINESS NINTENDO I LOVE YOU REGGI ALSO CAN'T WAIT FOR SMASH ON SWITCH IT GONNA BE HELLA BANGING TO SMASH MY FRIENDS HARD
oh no. it has begun.
Shadow-Callum
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#30

HahahaHAHAHA That's right I ain't u I'm myself now *turns into a giant shadow*
Well shit.
The giant shadow turns out to be a large Switch
Shadow-Callum
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#33

Now time to die
can i just like, play on the switch? oh no is dead already.
Shadow-Callum
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#35

Ake I'm not a fucking switch get the hell out *wacks Ake away*
Cokedower throws one of his swords at the shadow. Eat shit!
Shadow-Callum
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#37

I'll destroy everything
Shadow-Callum
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#38

*wacks the sword away*
Nes
#40

OI! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?? Why did you wack Ake, no one can defeat the switch power!! FEEL MY WRATH!! PK STARSTORM!! A great number of meteors starts falling on everthing destroying all consoles other that Switch and maybe hitting Archer too.
He's not me I'm not alone YOU ARE NOT ALONE ANYMORE THANKS TO NINTENDO SWITCH THE LATEST CONSOLE RELEASED BY NINTENDO! SWITCH IS YOUR BEST FRIEND AND WILL KEEP YOU COMPANY IN HOME, OUTSIDE AND EVEN WHEN YOU TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!!! IT'S IT MAGIAL!?!?
Alright, screw this. Cokedowner flies away on his helicopter.
Shadow-Callum
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#43

No one can stop me I'll kill u all *is about to hit Archer*
Sniffle Protecc me
ALSO SWITCH IS JUST 299$ AND HOUSES MANY EXCLUSIVES SUCH AS ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD, MARIO ODASSY AND MUCH MORE TO COME! NOT ONLT THAT BUT NEW AAA GAMES SUCH AS DOOM AND WOLFENSTEIN 2 NEW COLOSSUS ARE ON SWITCH TO SO ITS A GREAT DEAL WITH THIS BEEFED UP HANDHELD THAT DOUBLES AS A HOMECONSOLE!! BUY YOURS NOW!!!!!!!
Shadow-Callum
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#47

The Switch shouldn't be here it's trash isn't that right
Then you shouldn't be here either
Hugs Archan Nya~
The Switch shouldn't be here it's trash isn't that rightOH MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD HOW MISTAKEN YOU ARE!!!! *THROWS A SWITCH AT HIM* PLAY IT AND YOU WILL SEE THE POWER OF THE BEST THING EVER MADE!!!
That's right but
>Switch >it’s trash isn’t that right That is some low quality bait right there, my dude.
Shadow-Callum
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#53

*breaks the Switch easly*
*sees Jackie hugging me* Jackie-chan
*breaks the Switch easly*THROWS MORE SWITCH I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY!!! ONLY WAY YOU CAN STOP ME IS BUY PLAYING AND BUYING A UNIT YOU DUMBDUMB!!
*breaks the Switch easly*THROWS MORE SWITCH I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY!!! ONLY WAY YOU CAN STOP ME IS BUY PLAYING AND BUYING A UNIT YOU DUMBDUMB!!
Shadow-Callum
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#57

Jackie-chan y r u hugging the other me he will always been alone
Shadow-Callum
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#58

*wacks all the switches away* Stop throwing me pieces of garbage
*Jackie turns into a Jackie-themed Switch
*wacks all the switches away* Stop throwing me pieces of garbage AAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH I HAVE UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF SWITCH GRANTED TO ME BY OUR TRUE GOD SATORU IWATA AND I CAN DO THIS FOREVER!!! PLAY US!!!!! BUY US!!!! BE WITH US!!!!!
*Suddenly, a stormcloud appears overhead and Switches start raining down*
Jackie notices Archan's shadow Two Archans?! The more than merrier!~ She hugs them both
Joseph no Jackie-chan isn't doing that
Nes
#65

Is this the game we're playing now? Very well i will help too! PK SWITCHSTORM!! A big number of Earthbound limited edition switches starts to fall gently all over the place
*hugs Jackie back*
YOU ARE SURROUNDED ARCHER!!! AHAHAHAHAHHA PLAY SWITCH PLAY SWITCH ITS REALLY FUN I PROMISE ITS FUN PLAY SWITCH AAAAHAAHHAHA
Somebody lend me an Archer to throw at this giant Switch
Shadow-Callum
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#69

Ugh *messing up* what's is going on
Shadow-Callum
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#70

Eff the Switch *breaks all the Switches*
Shadow-Callum
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#71

U guys aren't Persona users
Eff the Switch *breaks all the Switches*ITS HOPELESS YOU FOOL ITS HOPELESS AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH PLAY PLAY PLAY SWITCH IT HAS NEW POKEMON IN IT!!!
Shadow-Callum
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#74

Only Persona users can defeat me
Fine.... I guess I'll reveal my stan--- I mean persona...... NINTENDUUUU SWITCHOOOOO!!!!
Shadow-Callum
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#76

*uses Hama on Joseph*
Shadow-Callum
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#77

Take that
Gin
#78

*Appears and starts throwing Nintendo Switches at Archer*
*uses Hama on Joseph*YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL!!!! SWITCH IS A PERSONA! ITS ALSO A STAND! AND ITS THE GOD!!!!! SWITCH IS OUR CREATOR!!!!! PRAISE THE SWITCH!!!!!! ALL HAIL SWITCH
too bad the plastic Nintendo uses to make the Switch makes it immune to everything
All Switches reflect everything
Shadow-Callum
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#82

*uses mekouha to destory the Switches*
All Switches reflect everything I repeat
Currently is holding yet another switch
Shadow-Callum
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#85

I'm the fool ur all fool don't u all realize that the Switch is no good
"and now, for my Switch's ultimate attack....." SUPER SMASH ODYSSEY OF THE WILD!!!
*The switch destroys half the universe*
Shadow-Callum
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#89

The Switch should never existed in the first place
Shadow-Callum
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#90

*defends*
But it did.... the switch gave us our freedom, but it can also take it away... it is an absolute force that must not be trifled with
The Switch should never existed in the first place TOO BAD IT DOES NOW!!!! WELL TIME FOR YOU TO JOIN US!! JOIN THE FUCK ARCHER!!! JOIN THE F U N!
oh shit i meant fun not fuck
Niko appears and points at Archer. "YOU." He gets into a battle stance. "LET'S GO, GODDAMNIT."
Shadow-Callum
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#95

The Switch is r enemy u guys should realize that
JOIN THE FUCK ARCHER!!! HAH! GAYYYY!
Shadow-Callum
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#98

*holds up a dark Master Sword*
Geez Gin, we don't want to break EVERY bone in his body...
The Switch is r enemy u guys should realize thatOUR ENEMY IS THE OTHER USELESS CONSOLES AND PC!!!!!! SWITCH IS OUR KIND AND BLISSFUL GOD AND WE OWN OUR LIFE TO HIM!!!! PRAISE BE!!!! PRAISE BEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Shadow-Callum
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#101

People need to stay DOWN *uses mahama on everyone except for Jackie and Archer*
The Switch should never existed in the first place TOO BAD IT DOES NOW!!!! WELL TIME FOR YOU TO JOIN US!! JOIN THE FUCK ARCHER!!! JOIN THE F U N! Don't mind if I do~
EVERYBODY STOP
No, Archer, we can't!We must make this the longest thread on the Phansite, and thus, we cannot give in! SWITCHOOO POWAAAAH GOOOOOOO!!!! *Begins charging huge energy bomb*
Natsuki opened up her manga book and then she summoned a giant PS3 console monster where it was trying to destroy everyone and everything around it. Hehe~ Enjoy this. Natsuki used her manga book where she then vanished out of thin air.
Gin
#106

Geez Gin, we don't want to break EVERY bone in his body... Oh shit. Sorry. *Goes back to throwing Nintendo Switches at Archer.*
Eito
#107

Spontaneously manifests in a convenient spot. "Where am I and who do I kill for interrupting my most amazing of naps?"
*The PS3 console monster drowns the in the overwhelming amount of Switches*
My Shadow is right I'll always be alone I need friends by my side
IT'S RAINING SWITCH!!! HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING SWITCH dances in the switch rain
Niko approaches Jackie, forgetting Archer's existence. "Hey, um, you wanna go get a coffee later?"
My Shadow is right I'll always be alone I need friends by my side SWITCH CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!
Shadow-Callum
Thread Creator
#116

Ugh shut up shut up *getting stronger*
She calls out to the gods above. "O thine deities from Heaven's Crib, lend me your strength. By the holy power which thou possesses, may thee be granted with th'sacred persona." Her eyes narrow. "SWITCHSONAAA!!!" Suddenly, a gigantic persona in the form of a Nintendo Switch appears, radiating the same blue flame as all others. She smiles, briefly closing her eyes to wish thanks to those who heeded her wish before opening them again, a fire in her eyes and a proud smirk on her face. "Prepare to meet your end!!" I already have a switch Persona I mean stand
Guys I know the weakness
It's dark skills
Gin
#122

It's weakness is Nintendo Switches!!! *Throws Nintendo Switches at the Real Archer*
Well curse skills
*has no effect*
"I begged the gods Joe, let me at him!!" *Baton Passes to Queef* I give you the power of SWWIIIIITCHHHHHHHHHH
See only dark/curse skills
DARKNESS IS MY ELEMENT AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH SWITCH GET'S STRONGER
Gin
#130

Yay! I love Monopoly Money! *COntinue throwing Nintendo Switches at the real Archer*
Dark/curse skills is my weakness
*pats Jackie's head*
Shadow-Callum
Thread Creator
#134

No not the dark skills ugh *gets weaker*
*pats Jackie's head* pats archer with switch
*slaps the Switch away*
*slaps the Switch away* pats with switch even harder
Hacks time and space to restore all the broken switches.
Queef
#140

*Baton Passes to Queef* I give you the power of SWWIIIIITCHHHHHHHHHH A blue flame surrounds her as she begins to chant. "Oh holy new power bestowed upon thee - may it be unlocked and guide us to the utter destruction of those unholy and disbelieving of the Switch God. Now, come forth! Switchsona use Wrath of the Wild!!" A flurry of darkness appears from seemingly nowhere, engulfing both the real Archer and his shadow. "Did you not heed the rules of the victims? They're left in a state of helplessness when confronted with their shadow. It is for this reason I crown thee a phony - a fake! Alas, you still deny the Switch so you must suffer your greatest fear; the dark (yourself)!"
*slaps the switch away* No more Switches plz
*walks to my shadow* To tell the truth I hate being alone so I shall accept who I am
Shadow-Callum
Thread Creator
#143

What the what's going on *is weaken*
Time to face the truth
Sony
#145

delivers a Playstation 4 themed Nintendo switch We made the best console ever.
Sony no Switch is a bad system
Hey Jackie-chan do u hate the Switch
(edited by Archer4534)
Wow no one is talking here
wonderful and complex observation you made there. Perhaps it should stay that way
wonderful and complex observation you made there. Perhaps it should stay that way It shouldn't
Can someone talk in this thread
Sony
#153

Is playing Nintendo switch.
Eff the Switch
Shadow-Callum
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#155

Yeah no one likes the Switch
Shadow-Callum
Thread Creator
#157

Wow rude
PEEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAAAAA!!!!!! BLACK FROST REK ALL DESE PEEPS!
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