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Anything can happen Text Adventure
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You wake up in the morning. It's time to do something, anything! OOC: This is as the title says, a text adventure where anything can happen. Anything. To input commands do a >. Example: >Look outside.
Sam
#2

>Look outside
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#3

You look outside. It's raining, it's pouring, and your old man neighbor is snoring. Your window seems to be open, letting the rain in.
Sam
#4

>Jump out of the window
>You eat pancakes
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#6

You jump out of the window, landing on a conveniently placed pile of pillows. Achievement Unlocked: Absolute Mad Lad You summon pancakes in your hand. You consume them.
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>Check phone
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#8

You check your phone. It says your active mission is: Get groceries.
>go back inside
>Use a pillowcase as a grocery bag.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#11

You go back inside your house. Then you notice the giant bird in the middle of your living room. You grab your pillowcase, making it a grocery bag. Achievement Unlocked: Recycle your pillowcases
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>Kill the Giant Bird
>go to pett the big bird
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#14

You enter a fight with the bird. Enemy: Big Bird HP 100, Attack 5, Defense 5 You: HP 100, Attack 2, Defense 0 ATTACK DEFEND ITEM Run like a bitch You pet the bird. It seems nice! Achievement Unlocked: Bird Friend
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>Attack
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#16

You wouldn't attack your friend, would you?
>Check fridge
>Grab pillow
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#19

You and your bird friend go to the fridge. It's empty, but you can take the fridge as a weapon. You grab your pillow. ITEM GET! Pillowbag
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>hug birb fren
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#21

You hug your birb friend. It seems like it wants a name... what shall you name them?
>Save
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#23

You save your game. Nice.
>stalk blue haired art emos
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#25

Your birb friend is now named "stalk blue haired art emos".
>If the birb is a boy, you name him "Henry." If it's a girl, you name her "Greta."
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#27

The birb is no gender. You name them Birb Friend. Achievement Unlocked: Birb Friends Unite!
>Go to grocery store
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#29

You grab your grocery bag and go outside, then Birb Friend flies you to your grocery store.
>You pick up food for Birb Friend
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#31

You grab food for Birb Friend. You need the rest of the things for your mission to be complete. 1: Statue of AVGN 2: Game Boy 3: Gas Mask
Gin
#32

>Save
- - - > Consume own arm. - - -
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#34

You save your game, and eat your arm. It grows back. What the fuck..? Achievement Unlocked: Mutant Arm
> Activate Cheat Menu
Gin
#36

>Kill yourself
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#37

BEEP. ENTER PASSCODE FOR CHEAT MENU. lolno, you can't die
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>password
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#39

PASSCODE ACCEPTED. SELECT CHEAT. swat_squad Invincibility Pepe The Frog Summon Summon Unicycle
>awaken your persona
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#41

You awaken your persona... or don't. Birb Friend is your Persona.
Gin
#42

>Disable Invincibility
>secret code: phapsit
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#44

You cannot. It is already disabled. Legend of Zelda Fanfare Secret Code unlocked! The entire Phapsit cast appears in front of you. jerson_ers_quernlern: henlo am phapsit anvtur wut dus u ned
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Gin
#45

>Kill yourself
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#46

You cannot.
>nu rools 4 phapsit
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#48

The Phapsit Cast panics. jerson_ers_quernlern: ono rum_dloso: y
Gin
#49

>Lament the fact you cannot kill yourself by trapping yourself in a barrel filled with concrete with a pack of playing cards (And if you get the reference, you will have my respect)
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#50

You "Lament the fact you cannot kill yourself by trapping yourself in a barrel filled with concrete with a pack of playing cards". Neat.
>nook temh
>stahp teh nooks
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#53

You nook temh, then stop teh nooks.
>you protec, you attac, but more importantly, you nec crac
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
Thread Creator
#55

Your nec cracs.
>maek wurld butful agen
>by gus msk n maek birb fren ware it
>stalk blue haired art emos again
BBH
#59

>cries in the shower
>Use computer for Photoshop
>Activate Mirror Force and Mirror Force Launcher
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