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Totally Not Evil Café
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The barista, Frank Innocent, begins cleaning a coffee mug as he begins to plot his next scheme I mean open the café. He slowly turns the sign from "closed" to "open" and awaits customers to fill in the empty space Oh, how I hate orphans...
[Enters] "You and me both." [Leaves]
Suddenly something crashes through the roof of the cafe and through the hole lands a girl with long pinl hair smiling as it gets up, seemingly unharmed as it spins to turn to the owner of said cafe, throwing a long red mask on and shouting out with a smile JUSTICE HAS APPEARED BEFORE YOU! Haha! How do you do! Pancake Knight at your service! I heard there were orphans here and I'm here to help! I don't see any though! Hopefully they find someone to adopt them like me!
Count_Olaf
Thread Creator
#4

"Sorry, sir, but you have obviously been misinformed. There are certainly no orphans in the basement of this establishment, for my name isn't Frank Innocent."
(edited by Count_Olaf)
Suddenly a transparent ghostly figure would fly through the window of the cafe shouting at the top of his lungs. The window of course would shatter into a million pieces from the sheer force the ghost flew in at. "I HEARD SOMEONE SHOUTING IN HERE SO I THOUGHT I TOO WOULD COME ALONG TO FIND THE SOURCE OF THE SHOUTING! ESPECIALLY SINCE IT SEEMED TO BE SOMETHING ABOUT JUSTICE!"
Oh I see! My bad! I shall take my leave then! Oh! Before that though! What is your name? I'm always up for making new friends and allies! Ah! Ghost Akihiko! Glad to see you! We were just talking about justice and orphans! The regular stuff!
(edited by Pancake_Knight)
Count_Olaf
Thread Creator
#7

"My name? That would be Count Olafffff... rank Innocent! Yes, that was I said, as that is my name!"
A giant of a man enters in with gold armor with and a hammer strapped to his hip walks in. Finally back from the patrol... about time I get a cup of tea.
Hmm! Well it checks out for me! I shall come to you for assistance then! As a lowly Knight a count is much higher on the tree! Thank you for your time my lord! Goodbye for now! Away PK goes! Out the door with a bang!*
Ghost Akihiko would stand to attention before continuing to shout. "I SEE, THEN THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE! I MUST BRING JUSTICE TO THE ORPHANS! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE ORPHANS ARE?"
Count_Olaf
Thread Creator
#11

Frank eyes the man with the hammer. Woah, that hammer looks big enough to smash an orphan. I'll get started on that tea, how would you like it? Mr. Innocent glares at Ghost Akihiko You must be mistaken, sir, there are no orphans here.
(edited by Count_Olaf)
He looks at Akihiko with the back part of his armor chest plate radiates tiny spouts of flame Care to quite. My mind is having a bad migraine and something relaxing is needed to remedy it. He gazes back to Olaf while hiding the Hammer of Sol It is a relic of the Firebreak Calculus. And we have limits of who and who is not worthy for it's judgement.
(edited by Sunbreaker-Titan)
And simple Earl grey too.
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