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Seeking Friends - Auctioning my Soul
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- - - I fully intend to sell my soul to the highest bidder. This is how "friendships" work, is it not? - - - The bid starts at one whole potato. - - -
Give your soul to me, and I'll give you all the potatoes you could ever ask for! Come on, don't be shy.
Kitagawa
Thread Creator
#3

Give your soul to me, and I'll give you all the potatoes you could ever ask for! Come on, don't be shy.
- - - I need a physical number of potatoes, or other food items. This is how auctions work. - - -
Ugh, fine, one potato. Here, take it already.
Kitagawa
Thread Creator
#5

Ugh, fine, one potato. Here, take it already.
- - - I must wait one whole day before I decide who the winner is. I will write your bid in as one potato. - - -
I would like to raise the bid to one and a half potatoes. In addition, you’ll get to hold onto your soul as a nice reminder of our friendship.
(edited by Incubator)
I'll raise the bid to 5 cases of Amrita Brand Soda, Soulful Strawberry flavor.
I raise you an Amrita Soda Red. It's all you need... Trust me~
1 and a half potatoes and 1 broccoli i desprately need this "friendship"
^ I don't consent to this, nyu.
Kitagawa
Thread Creator
#11

- - - A lot of good bids indeed... hm.... - - -
^ I don't consent to this, nyu. shhhhhhh it'll all be ogre soon.
If you act fast I’ll throw in a free wish. Far as I can tell it can be almost anything, won’t know until we try, in addition, I’ll get like, 3 others to be your friend too
(edited by Incubator)
Can I bid? I will make the Sayuri out of potatoes!
I will also do whatever you tell me to do other than to kill you, wait, I'm already doing that...
i i add 1 mishima too my previous bid of 1 and a half potatoes and a broccoli *snikkers* this should win me the Auction
I will also give you the most beautiful lobster you will ever see!
I bid the entirety of Junes. ------------------------------------- Everyday is great at your Junes!
Um, how does ten Pokédollars with 1,000,000 potatoes sound for ya?
Oooooh what about an Akira Kurusu body pillow?
And let's add a some porridge to that, after all it is the best way to end a hot pot.
How about I add in 2 of my alts to that?
(edited by Rom_Dolos)
The best I can do is 5$
I will give you my collection of pokemon cards Trust me you could make anything out of them.
Kitagawa
Thread Creator
#25

- - - Such good offers... the winner will be determined soon. - - -
I'll bet you the Poland, Czechoslovakia and France
I have a frog
Also, I will draw whatever you want me to ^ ^
Infinite pancakes! Hows that!
Kitagawa
Thread Creator
#30

Infinite pancakes! Hows that!
- - - We have a winner. Feel free to extract the soul from my body whenever you desire. - - -
Well darn. So much for another Magical Girl
D: Is the Sayuri out of potatoes, hot pot with porridge, akira body pillow, and free art not enough? Answer me senpai!
Help the frog has a gun
Kitagawa
Thread Creator
#34

Help the frog has a gun
- - - That's your own problem. - - -
He's aiming it at himself all's good
Victory! Er, what do I do with a soul?
Kitagawa
Thread Creator
#37

Victory! Er, what do I do with a soul?
- - - You are always free to consume it. - - -
Victory! Er, what do I do with a soul? You eat it! ☺
Victory! Er, what do I do with a soul? Don't eat it, there are much more fun things to do with a soul~ Oh the possibilities~~~
Victory! Er, what do I do with a soul? You can give it to a demon to gain unlimited power.
The best way to gain souls is to play Dark Souls 3.
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