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[P.H.R.I.E.N.D.S] Episode 2: "The One with Will Smith"
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(Sitcom sequel, do whatever you want.) [The set is nicely put together with different kinds of dumb references to pop culture all around, as well as the production team. There he is, the man, the legend. Will Smith doing what he does best, being Will Smith. People cheer and praise the good man who's done a lot of really bad movies for a few years now. He is sitting by the couch, waiting for something to come through the door.] "I'm Will Smith" [He says being all happy and charming, like Will Smith.] "Did I mention I'm Will Smith?" [The audience laughs their ass off, but can you blame them? Will Smith is a blast.]
*Minato enters the room* Hey...
*Knocks the door off its hinges* Did anybody order a BURGER!? *Floods the room with burger*
*A flash of white light appears and a man with a pointy helmet in a white latex suit jumps up as the crowd cheers! It's Snow Rangers time! Hello everyone! Have no fear! PK is here!
{Heelies in through the broken door and takes a bite out of the burger.} Good evening you bastards! Happy Hallofuckingween! UPOOHPOOHPOOH!
[Will Smith stands up and makes some wacky moves.] "I'm Will Smith" [Says the man, the legend.]
Ah! Mister Smith! Nice of you to host us this evening! {The bear pulls out a pot of hunny and starts shoveling handfuls of the sweet nectar into his maw.}
It's great to hear that Will Smith! Say have you heard of the Snow Rangers? I hear they got a new memeber! Do you know who it is?
*He looks at Will Smith* Hold on, Will Smith is here..?
Well we were gonna get someone else, but Mr. Smith was insistent on hosting tonight! {Pooh Bear pouts.} And here I thought I was gonna be the master of ceremonies.
*captain falcon jumps out of the blue falcon as it crashes into a building, exploding* YES.
*A man enters the room with hands in a ta-da stance* Hey guys!
"I'm Will Smith" [Says the man, the legend to the bear, telling him that he, indeed, will (smith) be the master of ceremonies.] "I'm Will Smith"
Truly a man ahead of his time! I can't be mad at him! {Pooh Bear continues shoveling honey into his gaping hole of a mouth.}
TRY THE NEW McHONEY *McDonalds pulls a happy meal absolutely dripping with grease filled honey filling the box. He takes the box and shoves it into Pooh's mouth.*
Genm
#16

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BEST FRIEND CORBIN HE WON'T STAY IN HIS CAGE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I'm Will Smith"
{Fucking devours the McHoney.}
SHOW ME YA MOVES FALCON PUNCH *he punches the window, breaking it into peices*
SPECIAL GUEST STAR THE IRON SHEIK IS HERE TO SUPLEX JABRONIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Segata walks in after someone mentions a vague person unknown to the audience* Listen, <Main Character(s)> you NEED to play the Sega Saturn!
YES *plays a gamcube that looks exactly like a Sega saturn*
*Fat Albert suddenly appears.* Hey hey hey, here's the keyblade!
SHOW ME YA MOVES
*bursts through the door* GUYS I LOST MY KEYS HERE AGAIN
FUCK YOUR KEYS
BRUH I NEED MY EFFING KEYS WHER ARE THEY *looks all over the room*
I have your keys right here! *Throws the set of keys at Bona04, stabbing him in the eye*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm ready to have a feast!
......you butt. *leaves with his keys still in his eye. Loud screaming can be heard*
*bursts through the door* WA.
*BREAKS DOOR DOWN* HI I'M DAISY
*Fat Albert casts an anti-gay spell.* Hey hey hey, that green-haired gay is gone.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Slaughters everyone*
CIA
#40

Uh, you don't get to bring P.H.R.I.E.N.D.S.
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