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Well, we need a place for everyone to hangout and I chose this house... We're going to get a name for it later but for now, its known as the Hangout house. Also you can kill Dark Corbin as many times as you want for exp. Dark Corbin: *is tied up to the wall* I hate you so much Corbin
Well, we need a place for everyone to hangout and I chose this house... We're going to get a name for it later but for now, its known as the Hangout house. Also you can kill Dark Corbin as many times as you want for exp. Dark Corbin: *is tied up to the wall* I hate you so much Corbin
OOC: afraid I don’t have time to join for quite a while, but I just want to say that, at least comedically, this is probably my favorite thread I’ve seen you make.
[The short robot girls walks in.] Hello, it's me, someone you don't know.
hazamaMod
#5

Power
corbin
Thread Creator
#6

... *Sits on the couch*
*The Templar busts into the house* DID YOU EVEN BUT THIS HOUSE!? JUST FINDING A HOUSE DOES NOT ALLOW YOU TO TAKE SIR, THIS HOUSE COULD BELONG TO ANOTHER! AND YOU EVEN HAVE A PERSON STRUNG UP TO KILL! I MUST ASK YOU TO CEASE THIS RIGHT NOW INFIDEL! *The Templar destroys a nearby table*
*Walks in* Sup, dudes? *Looks between the templar and the Magicaloid, while secretly stealing from the house while no one's watching?* What's with the metal heads over here?
corbin
Thread Creator
#9

I built this house
Ooc: that question mark is a mistake
That explains why it looks like it's about to cave in on itself.
corbin
Thread Creator
#12

*uses magic to make me a cup of soda*
corbin
Thread Creator
#13

What... But I used magic to make this place.
*A huge portion of the ceiling fails down, creating rubble*
*The Templar destroys another table* WITCHCRAFT! CEASE THY WITCHCRAFT NOW! CEASE NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES INFIDEL!
[She stares at the ceiling rubble.] I don't even know how to respond to these things anymore.
*Suddenly, through the use of Corbin's magic, a chunk of the wall falls onto Templar as if Corbin was purposely attacking him*
corbin
Thread Creator
#18

why is witchcraft a bad thing... there can be good wizards/witches
corbin
Thread Creator
#19

also im not doing anything else... but just drinking some soda
*The Templar destroys the chunk of wall* INFIDEL, YOUR HOUSE IS CURSED! "GOOD" WIZARDS AND WITCHES HUH? YOU HAVE PUSHED YOUR LUCK TOO MANY TIMES! I WILL ASK ONCE MORE! CEASE...THY....WITCHCRAFT! IF YOU AGREE TO STOP, I WILL LEAVE. *The Templar destroys yet another table*
Eris
#21

*A young woman walks into the house through the hole in the wall* Excuse me, is there a reason for such careless destruction? I couldn’t help but hear it. Is there something that needs to be shared?
[Watching the Templar go mad, she carefully moved out of sight. Wouldn't want to see how he reacts if he found out she was a Magical Girl.]
*A scientist enters the house, a small girl behind him* This place is too loud.
Eris
#24

*The young woman looks around, unable to find anyone other than Nero, she briefly bows to him* Hello little lamb, what is it that brings you this far out of the way? After all, I imagine you don’t enter random homes for fun.
corbin
Thread Creator
#25

why is my fucking life...
[Magicaloid raises her hand with a giggle.] No, that's me! I'm the one who enters strangers houses for fun!
This place is too loud. It was annoying, so I came in too tell the owner that. *The little girl looks down at the ground.*
corbin
Thread Creator
#28

well its not like i want this place to be loud
You have a man tied up and encourage us to hurt him but you expect this place to stay quiet?
corbin
Thread Creator
#30

well its punishment for killing many many many universes
Gleamstar walks in through the hole in the wall. "Well, eff. It hasn't even been ten minutes and this place is already trashed."
[Magicaloid walks over and leans on the fourth wall of the house, surprisingly the only one that has yet to be outright broken.] Well according to the post counts it's been an hour or so, not ten minutes.
Eris
#33

*The young woman chuckles and holds her hand out to Corbin* It’s quite alright child. Everyone must deal with hardships and sorrow, it’s the way of the world. But fear not, soon all shall be liberated. *She catches sight of Magicaloid and waves* Pardon me, it seems I didn’t see you there. Are you quite alright child? There’s no need to hide. *Finally, The young woman smiles at Nero* No worries, it seems the noise has passed. Everything is fine now.
Very good. *Nero leaves, the ittle girl following behind him*
"Ah, ri-" The wall shatters. "...Oops. Maybe we shouldn't have broken the fourth wall for the sake of comedy."
corbin
Thread Creator
#36

Im a protector of universes. A lot of universes are now under the control of the enemy and each universes Dark Corbin destroys the fewer allies I will have in battle
"Wow. Nice priorities you have there." Gleamstar stares at Corbin for a moment before kicking a piece of the fourth wall.
Eris
#38

*Eris shrugs and sits down on a broken fragment of the fourth wall* No worries my child, for only in the greatest of despairs can humanity’s true strength shine forth. That is the cardinal rule of fiction after all.
Protector of Universes but you still can't make a stable house.
corbin
Thread Creator
#40

*uses magic to make the house more stable*
Gleamstar's eyes flash rainbow, and she punches a newly-reformed wall, shattering it. "Ah, the power of convenient powers. Reminds me of the good ol' days."
*Tatsuya wanders into the house, over hearing Eris little speech and simply staring off into space for several minutes. He considers saying something about how this isn't fiction... But engaging the crazies never works out, so instead he quietly and quickly leaves, whatever this madhouse where some random person is tied up happens to be? Not his problem that's for sure. Now to do something sane like go kill demons.*
Sam
#43

*Sam portals in* Defender of universes? I don't think so.
corbin
Thread Creator
#44

*sighs* *Dark Corbin had untie himself and went to the basement*
You realize there's an open door, yes?
Eris
#46

And several open walls. *Eris giggles and looks around the ruined house* But you know, with all of us together I bet we could build it back fairly quickly. You wouldn’t want to use magic exclusively, but it’s useful for shortcuts
Gleamstar, sensing an impending interesting event, follows Dark Corbin down the stairs. "What'cha doing?"
corbin
Thread Creator
#48

*takes out a button and presses it to make a new and better house*
corbin
Thread Creator
#49

*gleamstar has found the huge secret base that was under the house*
Sam
#50

Portals are more conviniant. I can come and go where ever and when ever I please. Heh heh heh *Sam waves at Eris* Sup, priestess.
"Nice. Secret base. Time to press random buttons like the smart protagonist I am!" She runs through the halls in search of buttons to mash.
I can FLY but I at least walk and use doors like a reasonable person.
corbin
Thread Creator
#53

*the first two buttons made two room appear in the base and in one of the room was filled with food and the other one was filled with guns*
Sam
#54

Well, when you live outside this little pocket dimension, you kinda can't just walk too places easily.
Eris
#55

*Eris takes out an amulet featuring a towering suit of armor and focuses on it, unaware of the house being recreated* The prayers of the people seek hope in the darkness This hope becomes a light which protects the nations. This light becomes Armor, to guard the people’s dreams. *as each line is spoken the amulet shines brighter and brighter, eventually she drops it, and the amulet grows into a massive, suit of armor, the top of which breaks a hole in the ceiling’s roof* *Eris turns to Sam and smiles, a faint blue light can be seen in her eyes* I’m simply helping guide the lost, as is my duty. Though, it seems perhaps I should be more careful.
Gleamstar gasps. "It's... Beautiful..." Within a few minutes, she's sitting on the counter, eating a fish while having at least 5 guns strapped to her kitty body.
Literally everyone does it though.
corbin
Thread Creator
#58

*takes out a sniper rifle and opens a portal. soon shooting Metal Corbin in the head*
{A small green blob phases through the building and into the secret base. Suddenly, the firearms glow a faint hue of green as the barrels are twisted and rendered useless. Somehow the firearms attached to Gleamstar are unaffected.}
Gleamstar runs up the stairs and starts opening fire on Corbin with her guns. "Time to test these things out!"
*Basement explodes*
Sam
#62

Well, I don't because shut up. *Sam turns to Eris* Well, at least you seem to be doing your job...I guess
corbin
Thread Creator
#63

*Dark corbin respawns on the main floor*
*A huge chunk of ceiling falls on Dark_Corbin*
"Well, Corbin's not dying. That's a shame. Hey, Dark Corbin, what do you do for a living? I kinda lost my job as my world's protagonist due to dying."
Eris
#66

*The Eris shrugs and walks over to the armor. She touches it, and soon it begins to shrink back into an amulet* To be honest, there’s very little I need to do at this point. Everything is in place after all. The time of Liberation is at hand. *there is another flash of light, and in an instant, Eris is gone*
Sam
#67

*Sam shrugs and shakes his head* Well, Ok then. You do you, priestess. See you at the next cult meeting, whenever the hell that is.
That's your explanation? Hmph, this city really is full of idiots.
{The blob blinks at the blast.} Eh. Barely even tickled. {The blob floats up to the main floor and takes refuge in a corner. They'd look around the room as if scoping people out, whoever the blob focuses on Eris as they speak of liberation.}
corbin
Thread Creator
#70

dark corbin: die, help Corbin, begin a side character
{However. No whoever. Silly me.}
Gleamstar tilts her head. "Why help him, though? This is a pretty abusive relationship. Maybe you should become a cashier or something. Much less painful."
corbin
Thread Creator
#73

Dark Corbin: I cant since I am apart of him
corbin
Thread Creator
#74

*drinks some more soda as a group of people were sinking in the other room*
*Fulmin walks in, and whistles a tune you couldnt imagine where he learned, and inspects the buildig carefully* Why, this place looks rather.....flammable. maybe its all the cotton
Surprisingly, fire is so far the only disaster that has not hit this place.
*Yells at Corbin.* I hate being your house! Let me out of here! *Suddenly, the walls and ceiling of the house levitate and fly off into the sky, leaving only the floor and dirt behind*
"Screw being a part of him! Be a man! If you're different enough to have another body, strike out on your own!" Gleamstar pats his shoulder despite the height difference.
Correction, NOW fire is the only disaster that has not hit us.
corbin
Thread Creator
#80

*press a button and a new house, that is not a living one appears*
Well, i suppose the about shall now suffer static air above....in the meantime, we can have an impromptu cookout if all is in order?
corbin
Thread Creator
#82

dark corbin: still cant do it thanks to plot
Sam
#83

*Sam sets a curtain on fire* There we go.
[She sighs and takes off her backpack, reaching inside, she pulls out... a Trash Removal Device! She sighs.] I was hoping for something more useful for the cookout. [She sets it on the ground, and the Trash Removal Device immediately starts charging towards Sam and Corbin.]
"Eff, plot. The enemy of all." She sighs. "Welp, I'm out." Gleamstar shoots the ceiling then runs out, kicking down the new front door.
yeah, im gonna go set meat on fire and give it to people. farewell *Fulmin walks off, and uses a rapier to unscrew the door bolts, causing it to fall over*
corbin
Thread Creator
#87

Why me! *has a portal ready to get the hell out of here*
A shame the tin can could not stay to begin this cookout. Farewell then. [The rocket boosters on her legs activate, and she flies up in the sky, no one knows if the house is even still there any more, but if it is, there is now a hole in the ceiling that Magicaloid 44 flew through.]
Sam
#89

*Sam walks out of the nearest hole in the wall.*
corbin
Thread Creator
#90

*comes back* well that all just happened
[A voice can be heard from the sky.] OH, NOW YOU CHOOSE TO WALK!
*walks in to whatever left of the house in his costume* *sigh* The heck happened here?
OH YEAH! *Crashing through the city is a 50 story high Kool Aid pitcher! Ripping up houses and putting it into his glass of acidic goo! Stomping over the neighborhood the sonic waves of his feet rumble the house. Spilling over tons of juice into the house before stomping off to eat more people to feed his company overlords
Sam
#94

*Sam raises a thumbs up to the sky about 20 minutes too late.*
corbin
Thread Creator
#95

why is this my life... WHY IS THIS MY LIFE!
"ROAD ROLLA DA!!" *A giant yellow dinosaur with Diego on top of it crashes into the roof of the house*
Genm
#97

*Genm teleports in and puts a hand on Corbin's shoulder* Just another day for Corbin, am i right, or am i right? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Genm
#98

*Genm's laughing is cut short by a freeze frame as the full house ending theme begins to play*
(Is that the end of the thread?)
corbin
Thread Creator
#100

*shoots the theme song* ok... lets settle down everyone
{Pooh Bear walks into the house and grabs Corbin's gun, snapping it in two mere seconds later.} Ohohoho bother. I was looking forward to the credits.
*He does DIO's wryyy pose* "WRYYYYYY!!!"
*Relius walks into the home searching for a... Test subject, however rather than continuing on he notes the scientifically impossible thing Corbin just did. Shooting sound? That's odd even for his standards... Perhaps the strange boy here would warrant an experiment? Yet this place is entirely too full of people, so for now he departs... But hmm this was rather interesting.*
I AM SO CONFUSED!
{Pooh Bear chuckles at whatever the fuck just spoke.} Why hello there, Soconfused! My name is Winnie the Pooh!
I DONT GET ANY OF THIS
Betty
#107

*walks around* Oh boy! More souls to absorb!
It's really quite simple, Soconfused. {Pooh recounts the entire thread, yes even the parts he wasn't here for.} And that's why the millennials these days are facing the housing market crisis.
HMMM....... YEP STILL CONFUSED. *runs away, being confused*
*He gets off of the dinosaur* "I decided to crash into this shitty house."
Ta ta for now, Soconfused. Oh bother, they made Christopher Robin look smart. {Pooh Bear chuckles again.} Pupupu!
corbin
Thread Creator
#112

*gets out of the rp and sits on the white text as he watches the text come*
Betty
#113

*pulls out a pink scythe, her face becoming creepier* So, who wants to get their souls absorbed first?
*THE WORLD punches Betty in the face* "You won't be absorbing anything, child."
Oh bother. Some skank thinks she's tough shit. {Pooh Bear fixes the gun he took from Corbin and aims the sight between the creepy girl's eyes.} Ta ta forever. {Pooh releases the safety and fires a round at the girl with pinpoint accuracy.}
Genm
#116

*pulls Corbin back into the rp* YOU WILL NEVER BE AS META AS US SO QUIT WHILE YOUR AHEAD
corbin
Thread Creator
#117

... *Corbin grabs the text and hits genm in the head*
Genm
#118

I'M WEARING A HELMET GENIUS
corbin
Thread Creator
#119

*corbin sat down at the couch... and does nothing else*
{Pooh just kinda stands there waiting for the inevitable godm- I mean for the girl to react.}
Genm
#121

*kills betty*
That was my kill, Mister Genm! Bastard.
Betty
#123

*smirks as everyone tries to kill her, but it does nothing* Heheheh..... Idiots, all of you! I'm not just a person.... *creepy face* IM FEAR ITSELF.
corbin
Thread Creator
#124

*corbin still does nothing*
Genm
#125

Sorry Pooh, Have a nice day. *undoes kill*
ooc: So you're saying Betty can't be killed?
Akira
#127

"Betty can be killed! The only thing that gets ride of fear is not being a pussy and manning up! I'm not afraid of fear or Betty!" Akira, with all his might, proceeds to successfully sucker punch Betty in the way and makes his leave.
OOC:first i see is the Gayme Master and pooh... what a day *walks in* hey
Betty
#129

Ooc: I'm guessing none of you have seen Glitchtale. Also it's a good way to get around that recent no death rule
(No, I haven't seen Glitchtale, and also, why the fuck is there a no death rule!?!)
Spider
#131

OOC:Bullshit betty! Bullshit! being called Calling 1800-bullshit!
OOC: There isn't a no death rule. And Betty can die.
Genm
#133

OOC What no death rule, there's never been a no death rule, and betty can die, i did research
ooc: *inhales* I may be a dog and have not seen Glitchtale, but the simple act of Wiki Diving has told me that she, despite not needing food or sleep and not bleeding, she CAN be killed. In fact, the wiki heavily implies her fear of dying, even referencing certain moments from the series. *drops mic*
Akira
#135

Betty can die no matter the universe. It's the sacred law of the Forums. Essay god has said so.))
(B U L L S H I T, COWSHIT, HORSESHIT, SHIT ITSELF!)
{Pooh loads another round into the chamber as he trains the sight over Betty's heart.} Woozles are true fear you dumb bitch. You? You are nothing.
Betty
#138

Ooc: OK I remember that it was there but I guess it's not anymore.
Betty
#139

*readies the scythe* Try me.
OOC: No, there's never been a no death rule, I've had two characters die after all. I have no idea where you got that idea.
Betty
#141

Ooc: OK I said I wasn't sure about it geeeeeeez
{Pooh's paw hovers over the trigger.} Good answer. {With a press of the trigger, a loud noise rings out as the bullet is fired at the girl's chest. Ya know, something that could kill her, probably kinda spooky for a girl with a fear of dying.}
corbin
Thread Creator
#143

... *is still here*
Genm
#144

*is also still here*
corbin
Thread Creator
#145

*sigh* finally some peace
Genm
#146

You said it Corbin, my best friend, who I have always been friends with, this entire time. ...I am the Game Master.
*burns down the house* End of thread
*The fucking swat team is back, this time with a more fortified swat van, the swats jump down and break down the door to the house. * GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND!
Genm
#149

Oh shit the seat team is here, at my best friend's house
*Burns house one more fucking time*
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