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First It Giveth: The Sky Is Fallin'
<i>Teddie calms down for a moment.</i>
"I-I don't know, I was cleaning up the... Beary bad wreckage of the Junes when everything started to shake, the TVs started glowing too... The next thing I know, there are jets of orange light and... One took me."
<i>He tries to think for a moment.</i>
"I don't think this has much to do with the TV world, though this place looks like it... It just doesn't beary much feel like it..."
"...I don't get paid enough for this."
<i>He punches a wall in frustration. The sound of multiple TVs, both big and small can be heard crashing down, followed by screams of everyone inside. There was one very large TV or just a general screen that played advertisements, that definitely killed some people upon it crashing down.</i>
"Oh, eheh... I should probably run."
<i>He scurries off as the Junes gets evacuated. That's a 2nd opening day that's been a disaster because of the bear.</i>
"Well, again, tell me when you're beary ready, or just head right on in and explore the store for yourself."
<i>He attempts to keep a forced smile on his face.</i>
<i>He sighs. That right there was a blow to his paycheck.</i>
"Y-you do know the doors here open on their own... Right?"
<i>Ted smiles at Takuto.</i>
"You'll be happy to know that there's a huge sale on apple juice, then."
<i>Oh boy, Barney showed up.</i>
"...And there's also a beary big sale on chalk too."<div class='edited'>(edited by Teddie-Anon)</div>
"Ah, a bed? Well, there are some up for purchase, we'll pass by there on the tour of the new store. Just tell me when all of you are ready and we can beary much begin."
<i>Teddie smiles. His smile is just a little offputting.</i>
<i>An ad pops up on your electronic devices, whether or not it's a TV or simply a phone you were watching videos on, it still pops up. The advertisement urges you to go to the new Junes location. They promise more stuff than any other location, probably due to the fact that the Junes location in Beijing fell flat. But hey, new Junes, go wild.</i>
There's been a lot of talk going around that due to Ace from PPG begin part of Gorillaz that Jack Black is in Samurai Jack... BUT.
With the new Wreck-It-Ralph movie being based around the internet, that means that Fat Albert is canon to KH3 due to Ralph being a summon... But it doesn't end there.
This means that everything is canon to everything due to everything being on the internet.
<b><i>WRECK-IT-RALPH FUCKED EVERY CANON IN EXISTENCE</i></b>
<i><b><span class="underline">THIS ALSO MEANS THAT ONCE THE MOVIE RELEASES, OUR UNIVERSE WILL COLLIDE. HIDE YO KIDS</span></b></i>
PK, I don't feel so good...