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Huzzah! Fine people who have come to look on the profile of the great writers, Shakespeare. COme one! Come all! Soon, the tale that I write shall unfold! It shall be the greatest to ever enter the annals of history. But patience, friends. Patience. You shall see it soon. Ya Ha Ha Ha!

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why cant ryuji say fuck im so pissed
Ah, but you see, dear user, Ryuji does say Fuck. In Futaba's palace, though not voiced, there is a time where Ryuji says, in the words of a lesser writer other than myself, "But that's a fuckin' sick thing to do to a kid if that's really how it went down." In addition, Napoleon was actually tall for his era and average height for this at 5'7" and the Holy Roman Empire is neither Holy, Roman nor an Empire. Good day to you all, fine fellows.
The Great Prison Text Adventure
You take everything out of the locker and dump it on the ground. You try to take the locker but soon realise that you lack the strength to carry around an entire locker and, even if you could, the locker is bolted to the ground making it impossible.
The Great Prison Text Adventure
You run across the hall. Whether the clearly unstable man who supposedly works for Walmart follows is another mater. Across the way, you find what seems to be an office of sorts. Multiple screens showed multiple CCTV feeds. On the back was an open locker. Many guns and stun batons were missing, leaving all but an bulletproof vest and a stun gun.
The Great Prison Text Adventure
You unleash dying flames on your captors. Unfortunately, the flames die before they hit the guards. Fortunately, the guards don't notice your attack.
The Great Prison Text Adventure
You run to the balcony edge. The escaping prisoners are running down the corridors and flooding own stairs, all heading for a large steel door at the end of the cell block. They slam their bodies into it, using all their strength to try and push the doors open. All the guards seem to run in that direction to corral the inmates back to their cells. You run in the opposite direction. Soon you come to a large staircare and jump down it, ending up on the second floors. Other than the hundreds of cells, there are two rooms. One is near you and the other is across the way. You also get a better look at the guards starting to surround the inmates.
The Great Prison Text Adventure
The broadcast ends suddenly however nearby the sound of stabbings remain. A few guards go to check it out. Suddenly, all the cell doors, including yours spring open. Prison break! Invalid cheat code
The Great Prison Text Adventure
Invalid command Over the speakers, "Julius Ceaser gets stabbed 32 times (ASMR)" starts playing. No-one knows why. A guard starts running towards the broadcast room.
The Great Prison Text Adventure
I do it on purpose to anny people like you. You look outside the bars. Along the prison are a number of other prisoners in their own cells. You appear to be on the third floor of a multi storied cell block. Along the corridor, a few guards patrol. The one closest to you lets out a yawn. Invalid command
The Great Prison Text Adventure
The narrators use of the wrong you're is intentional and a carry over from previous Text Adventure threads. Learn your history, Philistine Unfortunately, your search comes up empty. The cell is small, with only a marginally comfortable bed and a single bearly fluffed pillow. Seems the guards of a prison did their jobs for once and removed all contraband.

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The Great Prison Text Adventure
You wake up in you're cell. It's morning.
Important Notice
The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy, Roman nor an Empire.
Yu's Second Amazing Text Adventure
You wake up in you're room. It's morning.
Ren's Amazing Text Adventure
You wake up in your room. It's morning. Morgana is sleeping on your work bench.
Yu's Amazing Text Adventure
You wake up in you're room. It's morning.
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