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come on down to the pest emporium
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where we have every kind of pest that invades your home, the cages of your animals, and flies inside of your earholes, ranging from tiny critters like ants and flies all the way to the large buggers like opossums here at the pest emporium we like our customers to have the most authentic experience dealing with the animals before they take them home, so we dont put them in cages! they roam free in the attic, underneath the floorboards and whatever else dark spot they can get their hands on and make children. good luck catching them and not catching a disease! i look forward to seeing you at the pest emporium as a loyal customer who enables our poor business practices hiring now
Oh ok
How are possums a pest though, they're adorable! I kinda want one as a pet...
Ludovico
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How are possums a pest though, they're adorable! I kinda want one as a pet... they hide in your attic and eat all your shit while you’re gone
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