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A man goes to buy milk
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We all try to make a story out of this sentence
There was no milk at the store. Devasted, the man has to make a contract with Kyubey in exchange for a carton of milk.
(edited by Kyoko_Sakura)
Raccoon2
Thread Creator
#3

Oh all mighty kyubi please give me milk
Now you must spend the rest of your life fighting witches in a body that isn't really human, only to be doomed to become one yourself.
I wish I could become milk
In order to become milk you must first sign a contract with Kyudairy
Raccoon2
Thread Creator
#8

Now I got my milk I can drink it
it turns out that the milk had a ghost in it when the ghost try to use its magic spell on the man he accidentally gave him superpower now he can shoot ghost web and climb the walls you may now know him as spiderman but you may also know him as that homeless heroin addict
Raccoon2
Thread Creator
#10

I only wanted some milk *the man curls up into a ball and started to cry*
Your milk gem must be polluted. If you don't use a cheese seed now, you may end up becoming spoiled.
Raccoon2
Thread Creator
#12

Where do I get a cheese seed?
Wait for a cheese plant to produce one
Raccoon2
Thread Creator
#15

I'm doomed
The essence of milk consumes you
Hey this is totally not from a YouTube video
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