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Shitty super powers
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Just wanna see what you guys can come up with
You attract a horde of mosquitoes every time you blink
make everything morph into MS Paint everytime you say, oh no
You can make someone turn into a piece of furniture if you get them to recite the Russian national anthem.
The ability to eat any form of matter. But you don't have a larger stomach than normal.
You can revive after dying but you die every time you inhale anything so you pretty much die and comeback to life just to die again and so you're basically trapped
You can control insects but you can't stop them from stinging/biting you
You can control insects but you can't stop them from stinging/biting you Pest Control at its worst
(edited by Scarletone)
Raccoon
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You can morph into a midget version of Adam Sandler at will. How is that a bad thing
You can fly, but only an inch off the ground and you only go as fast as you can walk
you can melt your internal organs and bones but when melted they become acid
You don't mumble when you rap
You can turn invisible. But only when nobody is looking. I see someone else watched Mystery Men, I hope.
I see someone else watched Mystery Men, I hope. Never seen it. Also.... You can hear the thoughts of others, but only when they are thinking about dirty things.
You have X-Ray Vision, but can’t turn it off.
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