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MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES
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WELCOME MY GOOD CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TO COOKING WITH CHEF ARMSTRONG! TODAY WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES SO LISTEN UP NUMBER 1: BUY 24 EGGS NUMBER 2: FUCK EVERY EGG NUMBER 3: BURN ALL THE FUCKING EGGS AND FROM THE ASHES THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES WILL BE BORN *chefs kiss* TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WHERE WE'RE GONNA BE COOKING WITH NANOMACHINES
I find this funny because in Mother 3 Lucas’s favorite food was omelettes
WHO STOLE MY LIKENESS AND OMELETTE RECIPE? I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP, JACK! FUCK YOU UP WITH MY NANOMACHINES, SON!
SenatorArmstrong
Thread Creator
#4

I AM A SHADOW! THE TRUE SELF! YOU DON'T TRULY WANT TO GIVE WAR A CHANCE! YOU JUST WANT TO COOK AMAZING FUCKING OMELETTES!
Oh boy.
As the president's daughter, I support this omelette recipe.
Does this even warrant heart stealing? Or is this more of a 'grab popcorn, kick back, and watch the fireworks' kind of thing?
THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU THINK YOU ARE ME? HA! FUNNY JOKE, JACK! THE ONLY OMELETTE I'LL EAT IS ONE MADE AFTER I CRACK THE WORLD OPEN WITH MY BARE HANDS! UNDERSTAND? YOU AREN'T ME! CRY HOME TO YOUR CYBORG MAMA, JACK!
I'll just go and leave this for Jojo to take care of,,
SenatorArmstrong
Thread Creator
#10

THE ONLY THING THERE IS TO UNDERSTAND IS YOUR TRUE CALLING! APPRECIATING SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD! AT LEAST JACK CAN ATTACH SOME FUCKING BLENDERS TO HIS CYBORG ARMS
HA! JACK COULDN'T MAKE A SANDWICH! HE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH BLENDERS! NO-ONE CAN OUT COOK THIS SENATOR! NOT JACK AND YOU!
I'll just go and leave this for Jojo to take care of,, Hmm, me, take care of...? Sounds like an invitation to make some popcorn and watch this unfold to me.
My thoughts exact~
What about Canada
this is so powerful
what about canada????
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