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In which case, there are multiple Jokers with different names. Enjoy making the dankest and memeist of shenanigans.
I hate Mondays
Jokero_Kujoker
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#4

I am Jokero Kujoker, and my stand...is Satanael, THE WORLD.
hifumi is gonna come in and get mad because you improperly tagged this thread. this is clearly a meme thread when you put it as an RP thread.
Jokero_Kujoker
Thread Creator
#6

It was technically supposed to be both.
ahhh no just no no pls no
Jokero_Kujoker
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#8

What, don't like JoJo?
“End of the line Jokero Kujo.” A teenage girl with a rockin’ outfit poses MANACINGLY in the sunlight “Once I have taken care of you SHIDO will reward me handsomely”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#10

Jokero just simply approaches. "Oh? Well, I suppose I can't beat you up without getting closer to you."
“Ah yes, just try getting closer, closer to your DOOM that is.” The Girl takes out a jukebox from behind her back, before clicking the play button “For you have just entered my range.” Peppy music would start playing as the girl sets down the jukebox, compelling all who hear it to dance
Jokero_Kujoker
Thread Creator
#12

Jokero just begins dancing. "Nice jams, but you see, My own Stand has it's own special ability."
i have a stand and a persona
“Oh please, don’t try to act tough” *clap* “Your stand’s ability is nothing compared to [World’s End Dancehall]
Jokero_Kujoker
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#18

pew pew, goes the gun, as Satanael is laughing in the distance. "It'll be your Last Surprise."
"Liquid's arm!?"
With a bullet in her chest, Tot goes flying back, the music fading as the Jukebox vanishes “Lord SHIDO, how could I fail you?”
Jokero_Kujoker
Thread Creator
#21

"Is that Solid Snake?!" then, Jokero lookes back at his opponent "You lost for one reason. You never saw it coming."
(edited by Jokero_Kujoker)
"It is I, Solid 'Dummy Thicc' Snake."
Jokero_Kujoker
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#23

Jokero looks at Solid Snake in shock. "You mean...the Solid Snake that was so dummy thicc, just the clap of his asscheeks would alert all the guards..?!"
"The same dummy thicc Solid Snake."
Jokero_Kujoker
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#25

"I see...I've always looked up to you, always one day hoped to be at least half as dummy thicc as you."
Garfield dashes over to to, letting his stand get some lagner out of his lasagna pouch. He shoves it into Tot's wound, and it heals "Behold the power of my lasagna, the Lagner! It can heal any wound!"
"Dummy Thiccness is a blessing and a curse. Be careful when you are dummy thicc."
Jokero_Kujoker
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#28

"I see..." Jokero then turns back to Garfield in shock. "What?! The gunshot wound is healed?!"
“Haha thanks for the backup Garfield.” Tot stands back up, posing dramatically at Jokero “It was all a ruse to get you to expose your ability. And now that I know qhat your stand does you don’t stand a chance.”
"The power of Lasagnas made on a Monday are powerful indeed..." He takes out the Lagana and eats it, and his [G A R F I E L F] bulks up, and flexes it's muscles. "Fear the lasgana"
"The Lasagna! Why are you helping the non-dummy thicc?!"
Jokero_Kujoker
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#32

Jokero begins laughing. "Do you think I really showed everything about Satanael, The World?"
"You left me, Snake. I thought we had something going on... I... I loved you... You left me for more power, for more thiccness... I've sworn to destroy the dummy thicc, no matter the cost..."
"Laugh while you can I've already learned more than enough, tell me Jokero, have you ever wondered why I challenged you in the middle of the road in broad daylight?"
Jokero_Kujoker
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#35

Jokero looks intrigued. "Enlighten me."
Once again, Tot takes out her jukebox, laughing maniacally "You see, soon it will be rush hour, and with you stuck dancing in the middle of the road its only a matter of time until someone hits you." Tot once again flips her jukebox on, compelling all who hear it to dance
Jokero_Kujoker
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#37

Jokero laughs. "Dancing again? Fine, If you want a dance so badly...Then here!" https://youtu.be/dhfF3XCGE5A
Garfield dashes out into the road, pulling out some Lasanana and eating it, boosting his speed. He busts some moves and asserts his dominance over Jokero "Give it up Jokero, our Lord SHIDO won't even have to give you the time of day to beat you! You have no chance!"
that's oddly transfixing, but no, I have to focus. Tot shakes her head before setting her jukebox down with a laugh "Good job Garfield, just remember to get back out before you're hit." a few cars can be seen going down the road in the distance
Jokero_Kujoker
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#40

"Perfect." Jokero thought to himself, before suddenly cartwheeling, and fabulously continuing his Ocean Man dance, trying to act as non-suspicious as possible.
"Now, only a few more seconds until..." As the driver enters Tot's range, he too is forced to dance, no longer able to swerve out of the way as the car approaches Jokero "End of the line"
Jokero_Kujoker
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#42

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFVj0Z6ahcI As the music starts playing, Jokero suddenly does another cartwheel, as Satanael emerges, also dancing, as the two do a combined dance-style, where Jokero is suddenly thrown high into the air, and lands right on the roof of the car, still jamming out with his Ocean Man dance as the car is still driving away. "I guess you never saw that coming."
Garfield, using his Stand, kills 2 Jons' who were driving their cars, and the cars swerve right into where Jokero is. Garfield, however, is too slow on getting out of the road because of all the lasagna he ate, and gets hit by a car, getting carried away
"Nani? He used the car to get out of my stand's range?" Although Garfield dies, his sacrifice causes the two cars to get out of control, crashing into Joker's getaway vehicle and knocking him off "Garfield nooo... You sacrifice won't be in vain." Tot stands proud, filled with determination as she glares in Jokero's direction
Jokero_Kujoker
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#45

Jokero just pulls out a gun again. "After everything that you've done to the Dummy Thicc, especially to Solid Snake...How can I just let you walk away in one piece?"
"That's my line." Tot takes a deep breath, pulling out a pair of headphones and plugging it into her jukebox "How can I let you go while my only friend's soul still cries for vengeance? Earlier I was merely doing this out of obligation. But now, now its personal." Tot starts slowly walking towards Jokero
Jokero_Kujoker
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#47

Jokero pulls the trigger.
as soon as the gun is fired, Tot flicks her jukebox on, only this time no sound seems to come out, instead she instantly slides to the left "Basic tricks like that won't work on me anymore Jokero." Tot flips her jukebox back off before continuing towards him
Jokero_Kujoker
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#49

Jokero then just gets up and starts approaching Tot in the same manner. "In that case, It'll take two to tango."
the distance closes between them as Tot laughs proudly, thinking she's as good as won "My music sends subliminal messages to anyone who hears it, forcing them to follow its directions, even if it might normally be impossible. Tell me Jokero, can you guess what song I'm going to play next?"
Jokero_Kujoker
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#51

With absolute seriousness, looking Tot dead in the eyes. "Darude - Sandstorm."
"excellent guess." Tot flips the switch for her Jukebox to on, though she's the only one who hears it through her headphones, Tot grins menacingly as she begins moving much faster, seeming to inch forward in instants rather than walk "This song's rapid beat allows me to move much faster than any human. You don't stand a chance." Once the two get close enough, Tot would throw a punch almost instantly at Jokero's face
Jokero_Kujoker
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#53

And as Jokero was comedically sent flying, he just got up and dusted himself, coughing and in relative pain. "...Where did Solid Snake go?"
"I can't hear you right now but I'm going to assume that was a cry for help." Tot spreads her arm as she goes back to casually advancing on Jokero "no one can save you now, with the power of subliminal messaging my [World's End Dancehall] is invincible."
Jokero_Kujoker
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#55

"Wait, she can't hear me?" Jokero wondered, as a plan was starting to form yet again.
"Now then, any last words or shall I put you out of your misery now." Tot advances with a grin as she slips a knife out of her sleeve, holding it menacingly as she gets within a few feet of Jokero
Jokero_Kujoker
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#57

"...Satanael, do your thing." Jokero said, as Satanael just aimed a gun from the other side and pulled the trigger, but then wondered if not hearing words was the same as not hearing a gun.
For the first instant Tot continues walking forward, only to hear the sound of a gunshot. She's slow to react, once again dodging to the left, she narrowly avoids the bullet, but her headphones aren't so lucky and the music switches to the main speakers for all to hear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU "Eh? You can fire from a distant point too? This is bad..." now that Jokero can hear the music too his speed gets pumped up to Tot's level
Jokero_Kujoker
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#59

"Good thing me and those other Jokers got to be in that one dancing game." Jokero proceeds to fabulously groove out with Satanael, both doing the Ocean Man dance while pointing and firing their guns every so often.
Though Tot manages to dodge the first few shots, it wouldn't be long before she's riddled with holes on the ground, now forced to admit defeat, Tot's music fades "Im.... Poss... Ible..." as she loses Consciousness Tot Pop Stand: [World's End Dancehall] Shot a dozen times. Forced to Retire
Jokero_Kujoker
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#61

"Well, now what- Oh, crap! I forgot to help at the café!" Jokero runs away fabulously.
Luck
#62

as jokero walkes into the café he notices a man sitting at the bar already "I like what you did in that fight, Jokero Kujoker. Because I like your skills so much I have hired more standsona users to pursue you. Good luck" The man suddenly vanishes leaving behind a four leaf clover on the seat.
Jokero_Kujoker
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#63

"...Did someone spit in their coffee or something?" Jokero could only wonder the reasons for being pursued by other people.
A new challanger comes "hello everyone I am Samuel and I have the power to make everyone offended!"
"My Persona is a level 99 black frost"
Jokero_Kujoker
Thread Creator
#67

"Ah, so you have some taste, I see."
Luck
#68

the voice of the man who just disappeared rings in your head “Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I am the narrator/final boss of your quest. That is my minion Samuel. He traversed through the ocean, desert, and 2 Taco Bells to get here so you better put up a good fight.”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#69

"2 whole taco bells?! Without any bathroom stops?!"
walks in Poses dramatically Then leaves
walks in does nothing so much that they disappear
Luck
#72

"I... actually don't know who those two are. Well if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" the narrator walks in, in his human form leaves some money on the table for his coffee earlier disappears again but this time leaving an arrangement of FOUR leaf clovers spelling the word mista It is so random it doesn't warrant any consideration over if it was a reference or not
Walks back in “Sorry I wasn’t feeling the speech when I walked in last time” coughs “My name Akerino Gorovana and I a have a dream to become a detec-Star...” “Nope the speech is to cheesy still” walks out again
Jokero_Kujoker
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#74

"Uh...I'm guessing you need a minute again- aaand he's gone again. Okay then...I, uh...guess I'll brew some coffee?"
walks back in “Okay this is it!” Breathes in “My name is Akerino Gorovana and I have a dream to become a detective-star!...” sighs “Ugh... oh well...” Poses dramatically
Samuel comes back and says "did any of you FORGET ME how pitiful..."
Jokero_Kujoker
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#77

"What is even going on with my life anymore? Nice to meet you, Akerino???" Jokero then returns attention to Samuel. "In my defense, I've had a LOT of distractions."
While I was gone I awakened to my true Persona
Jokero_Kujoker
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#79

"Neato Burrito."
“Uh, did I come at a bad time or...?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#81

"Oh no, not at all, because if I said it was a bad time, Sojiro would probably murder me. May I take your order?"
Go away Akechi! Meeoooww!!!
Sorry Joker, thought I saw him outside the cafe's window.
Jokero_Kujoker
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#84

"Morgana? I literally fought by dancing and met the authentic dummy thicc solid snake, where have you been???"
Sits down awkwardly “That cat is pretty aggressive...”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#86

"Morgana hates it when you call him a cat, by the way."
“Uh... neat...?” “I’ll have a coffee then.”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#88

"Coming right up." Jokero proceeds to mentally groove out to Ocean Man again while brewing a cup of coffee, before putting the cup on Akerino's table. "There you go."
“So have you heard about that weird car crash that happened earlier?” takes a drink of coffee “Apparently there was a dead girl found there... and it looks like she was killed with a gun...”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#90

Jokero internally screeches. "Oh? That definitely sounds weird."
“There was also reports of a cat, Solid Snake, and some black hair kid that likes ocean man” Finishes cup “How much is refills?”
(edited by TheRemitron)
Jokero_Kujoker
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#92

Thank god that Personas-I MEAN STANDS let me wear arbitrary disguises...and a mask... "Oh, refills are free. It's why some people keep bringing the same cup from their last visit here. Sojiro's considering changing that, but, eh, hasn't happened yet."
“Oh ok sounds good! Well I’ll like like a refill please.” Looks closely at Jokero “You know, you look like the person they were describing... What were you doing earlier today?”
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/569679363268673548/576961014650634269/canvas_11.png
Jokero_Kujoker
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#95

Jokero answered immediately. "Being forced to sleep at reasonable hours by a talking cat."
Looks shocked “Huh talking cat?!” coughs “I mean, I need to go now...” leaves cafe
(edited by TheRemitron)
Jokero_Kujoker
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#97

"Ah, crap, I totally blew it, didn't I. Who would even believe in a talking cat? That movie was horrible!" Jokero just resumes helping at the café.
Out of nowhere Akerino Gorovana appears behind home and licks his face “This taste... is a taste of a LIAR
Jokero_Kujoker
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#99

"WHATTHEFU-" "Did you just LICK me?!"
“What I don’t know what your talking about!” Akerino smiles “But you were the one who killed that girl correct?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#101

"Would you believe me if I said that through a strange phenomenon, she danced herself to death while playing Darude Sandstorm?"
laughs “Oh I know how she died, quite well actually, because I was there when it happened”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#103

"In that case, I absolutely claim self defense, Garfield had monday-made lasagna on him."
“Oh is that so...” chuckles “Well then do you know who I am?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#105

"Well, one thing's for sure, you aren't even close to as dummy thicc as Snake was."
He looks annoyedWooow how original and fuuunnny...
Jokero_Kujoker
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#107

"Totally got him with that one."
Calms down “Well anyway, do you know someone named SHIDO?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#109

"The name was brought up more than once during that...accident..." Dunno what he paid for Garfield and that girl, but I guess he can't get a refund now.
“You see he wants you dead, but you don’t want that to happen, do you?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#111

"Life is preferable, yes."
“Well if you help me out you can kill him before he kills you, sounds cool right?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#113

"Seems legit. Wild guess, you want him dead, too?"
“Well aren’t you an ace detective”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#115

"I've played, like, 30 minutes of Ace Attorney. I'm practically an expert."
“Well that’s great! Time to kill my da- I mean, time to kill SHIDO”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#117

"Right! There was totally nothing else you could've said there besides SHIDO!"
“All right! Let’s go celebrate at IHOP!”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#119

"Heck yeah! I'm gonna send Shido an offensive comment on Roblox, too!" applauds for whoever gets that joke
“Awesome! Let’s hurry up and go then!”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#121

"Alright, then, onwards! to IHOP!"
And so they went to IHOP
(edited by TheRemitron)
Jokero_Kujoker
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#123

And it was absolutely glorious. "Oh hey, Shido saw my offensive Roblox comment."
“Hm? What did he say?”
Clear the way, fools, because it's time for the KING TO RISE! KING DEDEDE! I'm takin' all the good pancakes in this here restaraunt!
“Excuse me what the eff, why is there fat penguin here?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#127

"WHY IS AN OBESE PENGUIN AT IHOP?!"
MOVE IT, ANGST BOYS! Dedede proceeded to shove the both of you, waddling to the counter to order. I WANTA TWO NUMBER 9'S, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP...
Dedede waddles back to a table, taking every last pancake in the store. THIS IS A MEAL FIT FOR A KING!
Well why don’t you kill it? he stars at Jokero
Jokero_Kujoker
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#133

"You really think I wouldn't get in legal trouble killing a penguin in the middle of an IHOP???"
Dedede begins to inhale everything in his table, furthermore proving how rude he is at a local restaraunt.
“Fine I’ll do it...” Gives Dedede a pancake “Here you go mister! I’m not hungry so you can have it!” walks away
Aw, how generous of you! Dedede inhales the next pancake without hesitation.
Little does Dedede know that Akerino’s stand, Pancake Experience, can turn anything into a pancake and once the pancake is eaten the pancake will return to its original form. The pancake given to Dedede was a bomb
Jokero_Kujoker
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#138

"Nani??? He didn't want a pancake? Wait a minute...He seems too okay with this..."
“Wait for iiiiiit....”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#140

"I'm waitiiiing..."
“I suggest we run before it’s set off” Stares at Jokero
Jokero_Kujoker
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#142

"Fair enough, let's make like a tree and- Wait, I'm not Futaba. Let's just run, then!"
as they run out of the IHOP there was a giant explosion behind them
Jokero_Kujoker
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#144

"What did you do..?!"
“My stand Pancake Experience can turn anything into a pancake! I fed Dedede a bomb pancake and when he ate it it turn back into a bomb! Therefor killing him in the explosion”
(edited by TheRemitron)
Jokero_Kujoker
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#146

"And you're SURE it killed them?"
“He has an effing bomb in his stomach of course he’s dead”
“Uh... usually it does kill them...”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#150

"This is why you verify! Great, now we have an ANGRY obese penguin on our hands, what do we do?!"
“Uh... shoot it?”
Dedede pulls out a gordo, swinging it like a baseball bat with his hammer and firing right at Rem.
Akerino was too slow to doge and gets hit. The force knocks him out but he’s still alive
Jokero_Kujoker
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#154

"Oh god, not pancake guy!" Jokero just takes out a gun and starts firing.
Dedede gets behind a car and throws out several waddle dees. The waddle dees pull out spears and charge while screaming "FOR THE PANCAKE KING!"
Jokero_Kujoker
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#156

"This is not what I was expecting after sending offensive roblox comments all day. SATANAEL! THE WORLD!" Satanael also starts shooting his gun at the waddle dees with Jokero
Dedede suddenly opens his mallet to reveal a jet hammer encased in the wood, charging it before smashing the car in front of him and sending it right to Jokero as it kept flipping repeatedly. "I NEED A MONSTER TO CLOBBER THAT THERE SATAN!"
Jokero_Kujoker
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#158

"Oh god, SATANAEL, HELP!" Satanael just reflects the car...somehow. "Phew, It's a good thing I played all that Smash."
Dedede gets smashed by the car, looking like he's done for. However, he pulls himself out of the wreckage, going mad as he put on an iron mask.
Jokero_Kujoker
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#160

"Oh god, It's Masked Dedede!"
Is somehow awake again Holy shit is that an effing Jojo references?!
Dedede pulls out a metallic rocket hammer, charging it before smashing into Jokero so hard that he crashes into McDonalds. Dedede then gave Akerino a devilish look.
Jokero_Kujoker
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#163

"FU-" Jokero goes through the McDonalds, and comes back with an Ice cream. "Oh hey, they finally fixed the Ice cream machine!"
“Uuuh do you want a real pancake as compensation?” smiles awkwardly
(edited by TheRemitron)
Jokero could see Akerino piercing the heavens... By piercing through the sky as a comet.
(edited by The_King_Dedede)
“Well shiiiiit Iiiiii’m deeeeeead!”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#167

"Oh, don't be such a baby, Akerino, it's just G Force!"
“Eff you Jokero!”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#169

"I don't swing that way! Anyways, You should probably land on that conveniently placed pile of pillows over there."
(edited by Jokero_Kujoker)
Land in the conveniently places pillows “How the hell did this work?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#171

"I dunno, I've just kind of stopped questioning things after Garfield killed all those Jons."
“Well where is the penguin now?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#173

"Either coming back with a vengeance, stuffing it's face with pancakes, or both."
“Well that’s great...”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#175

"Well, what should we do now, assuming we have a chance to escape?"
“Uh... go somewhere... warm...?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#177

"Fair enough, we'd better hurry, though."
“But where is warm enough for an angry penguin to not chase us into?”
(edited by TheRemitron)
Jokero_Kujoker
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#179

"Hmm...Quite a few places, what about the bath house?"
“That good enough for me” Then they used the Jostar secret technique and arrived at the bath house
Jokero_Kujoker
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#181

"Ah, the bath house, the most convenient place to gain more charm."
“Are you high or something?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#183

"What? Why would I be high?"
“What do you mean ‘gain more charm’? What are you even talking about?!”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#185

"Oh, don't worry about that part..."
“Well what are we supposed to do now? We can’t stay here forever but that penguin seemed indestructible...”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#187

"Don't you worry, I figured out a plan while we used our secret technique to get here."
“What?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#189

"The thing that we need to defeat King Dedede is known as 'That there Kirby'."
“Is that a person?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#191

"Well, it's more like a pink...puffball...thing."
“Ok where do we get the pink ball then?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#193

"We need to lure it out...with food. Lots of food."
“Do you want me to make more pancake bombs...?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#195

"No, we need the puffball to trust us, so we need to get some REAL food..."
“Where the hell are getting real food in a BATH HOUSE?!
Jokero_Kujoker
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#197

"Hmm...A valid point, there's not much to eat here, if anything."
“Well then genius, what are we doing now, huh?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#199

"Clearly, we order delivery."
”TO A BATHHOUSE?!”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#201

"Do you have a better idea?!"
“Uh how far is the cafe you work at?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#203

"Very close, and I still remember how to make their special curry. Why?"
“If we go now we can make a shit ton of curry and use it as bait.” Smirks “This is why I’m a detective you know!”
The door slides open. Ah, time for a refreshment at this here bathhous...
”OH SHIT!”
The fog in the bathhouse is too thick to see anything. EY WHO SAID THAT
“Just that bathroom cleaning guy! There was somebody who didn’t flush the toilet”
IN A SAUNA?
“...yes...?” Looks at Jokero “We need to run...”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#211

"Don't worry, I have a plan..." In a feminine voice "Some irresponsible parent let their kid drop trout in one of the baths!"
“Drop... trout...?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#213

"You know! Take a dump!"
“Why didn’t you say that originally!”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#215

"I thought you knew what drop trout meant!"
“I am a detective not a 40 year old soccer mom!”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#217

"I thought you were the bathroom cleaning guy!" Jokero realizes that slip up may be fatal.
"hey Jokero, why are you being all sneaky!?"
(edited by Ryujuul_Swagamoto)
Jokero_Kujoker
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#219

"RYUJUUL WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"BECAUSE??"
“Uh I am! I just want to become a detective! Yep!” Looks at the blonde kid “Is that a friend of yours?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#222

"He is, and we're screwed, he already blew our cover, plan B, let's just run!"
"Of course I'm JOKERO's friend"
And so they ran to the cafe
Jokero_Kujoker
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#225

"Well great, now with Ryujuul's outburst, Dedede will probably go after him, too. Now we're TRIPLE screwed."
Ryujuul goes to ask for king dedede's autograph
Jokero_Kujoker
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#227

"RYUJUUL NO!"
“Well he doesn’t seem to be working with SHIDO so fighting him doesn’t help us with that...”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#229

"It's fine, and like I said, I sent Shido an offensive comment on Roblox, now all we have to do is figure out a way around this current issue."
“Well when’s your friends funeral?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#231

"Bold of you to assume the king would dare leave traces. I've got some curry to make, It's our only hope."
“You locked the door, right? The last thing we want is the penguin to come in here and destroy the place...”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#233

"Don't worry, I've got it all taken care of, We'll be able to lure out that there Kirby to help us through this."
“Do you think it would like it?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#235

"Don't worry, that puffball will supposedly eat anything, as long as it's edible."
“Well are you even sure it’s close enough to notice the curry?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#237

"Don't worry, I've learned a few tricks from Brojiro, I can make this thing give off an aroma that puffball can't help but notice."
Akerino, not really do anything, decided to look around spotting what looks likes a bedroom in the attic of the cafe “Why is there a bedroom here?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#239

"Oh, uh, don't worry, that's my room."
“You live in a cafe?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#241

"Yes. Yes I do."
“Neat... I guess... are you almost done?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#245

"Calm down! It's just Kirby!" Jokero proceeds to feed the wild Kirby, and it is now satisfied. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/321017454031536149/577335243481153549/Z.png
“Is that thing the Dedede repellant?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#247

"Yes, yes it is."
“Okay... well how do we get it to kill Dedede?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#249

"That part...well, we'd have to show him to Dedede, first."
“So do we just hold the pink thing and yell ‘WE WERE THE ONES WHO MADE THE PANCAKE BOMB’!
Jokero_Kujoker
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#251

"I mean, that'd definitely get us noticed."
“Well we might also get the attention of the police which won’t be good”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#253

"True, so we should be a little more discreet about this..."
“Well any ideas?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#255

"Hmm...We could always try a calling card."
“What?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#257

"We need to steal Dedede's heart, and fortunately, I have just the calling card in mind!"
I smell a KIRBEH. King Dedede starts to walk in the room, equipped with his mighty hammer once more.
“Well it seems that he came to us instead...”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#260

"Don't worry, I've got the calling card all ready!" https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/321017454031536149/577481492943339530/000303069e7634d23e21c421a81c5414.png
barges in "King Dedede, huge fan. Can I have your autograph?"
“Do you both have an IQ of five?”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#263

"I can assure you, mine is at LEAST a 6."
"four actually"
(edited by Ryujuul_Swagamoto)
“Oh my god, why did I let you help kill SHIDO with me?”
"Because he'd never see it coming?"
Jokero_Kujoker
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#267

"it'd be his last surprise?"
“I don’t remember letting you join, blondie!”
Jokero_Kujoker
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#269

"I mean, he's good at smashing things, and also missing attacks."
"that's unfortunate and mostly because I didn't ask"
“I don’t think that’ll kill an obese penguin...”
"It usually works in smash!"
Jokero_Kujoker
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#273

"That's exactly why we have Kirby to do it for us." Kirby is sitting in the corner like a good boy https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/321017454031536149/577335243481153549/Z.png
“Okay kirby go kill the penguin for us please!”
"Kirby! Big fan, can I have your autograph?"
KIRBEH! RAISE YOUR WEAPON AND FIGHT! Dedede spotted Kirby!
Jokero_Kujoker
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#279

Kirby, with a single 'Poyo', took out his strongest weapon. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/321017454031536149/577510554793672715/2Q.png
enters menacingly "Do you know where the restroom is?"
Oh, it's out of service.
"Dang"
Jokero_Kujoker
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#283

"Well, that sure changed the mood fast."
"You don't even work here, how did you know?"
"Oh... sorry about that, I'll just go somewhere else for now" leaves menacingly
The janitor told me. What else? Anyway, KIRBEH. WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT WHILST PERFORMING A GOURMENT RACE! AND YER FRIENDS ARE GONNA JOIN US!
Jokero_Kujoker
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#287

"Wait, what? Us too???" Kirby just looks at Dedede with determined eyes, clearly intending to accept this challenge.
"This is a Cafe, there is no janitor. Jokero does everything but make food and coffee."
WELL, THERE'S GOTTA BE A JANITOR NOW. ANYWAY, I'LL PLACE ALL THE FOOD ACROSS TOWN. Dedede walks off.
"Crap! I DIDN'T GET HIS AUTOGRAPH!"
Jokero_Kujoker
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#291

"Oh, great, now what do we do? We're gonna have to compete in a gourmet race!"
"Maybe I can help?" The mysterious character enters again
(edited by Doctor_Pie)
"Welcome back"
Poyo! Poyo Poyo!
"Wait, what was that?" turns to kirby "Could you repeat that?"
Jokero_Kujoker
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#296

"Good idea, Kirby!"
Samuel appears again and says "I am dying slowly" and dissapears back into the darkness
Jokero_Kujoker
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#299

"Well, clearly Kirby's got this in the bag."
"are you sure"
Jokero_Kujoker
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#301

"I am at least 53.26% sure."
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