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I need a new velvet room assistant.
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Any candidates because 2 children as workers are not fun.
Oooh, pick me, I'd totally look great in blue. Promise I won't wreck the place *wink*
Jigor
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#3

ok I will choose 10 users and you may have to compete for the title as my new assistant.
I'd probably suck but why not I'm bored
I'll make sure do do well then, I have no job so why not
i know your true identity, and if you don't pick me i'll reveal your main account
if you don't like children in blue then I guess you can get a pre-teen with blue hair, like me!
Considering robots mean slaves and I haven't applied for Androidship...uh I'm open and I like blue.
Well, I need to pay rent somehow. Not sure I want to wear a skirt, but i'm ameniable.
I'll sign up, no matter what the conditions are.
Weirdo
Luck
#19

If you have one in green then sign me up
What about workers comp?
Jigor
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#22

no...
Well, I don't wanna be rude to the guest. Can I just be made fun of instead?
no... Well, frick
Jigor
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#26

well ok now you all shall tell me WHY you want to work here since the girls are starting to get salty.
Luck
#27

Do I have to interview for the job or should I audition by shouting “Shut up inmate!” At someone.
Jigor
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#28

oh well unless you wanted to get hunted by the internet then do so you will.
Well, to pay rent, of course. The landlord's really coming down on my ass...
Jigor
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#30

if you wnat to work in the velvet room then you must come to Japan unless you want to talk to my AMERICAN brother or whatever country you live in other than Japan.
Do you allow Canada home of the leafs?
Jigor
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#32

well you have to talk to my brother Yugor
Jigor
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#34

....
Jigor
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#36

let us see more explanations and I will compare and I will reveal the top 3
Jigor
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#37

oh and you must show me your most powerful Persona
Persona? Wait, what do you mean by Persona? Do we just have to dress up or something?
Jigor
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#39

no like an actual persona like just find a picture of it on Google or something.
Actual persona? Google? What do you mean??? What are all these words?????
https://www.shitpostbot.com/img/sourceimages/onion-ring-spiderman-5827a8c5ec36a.png Here’s my persona
Jigor
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#42

like just show me a picture of a persona like this https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/1/19/Arsene.png/revision/latest?cb=20170612163748
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ca/34/ab/ca34abf5e0a2a36bbf512027319878f4.jpg *gasp* my persona evolved!
I wanna become a velvet room attendant for three reasons. First, the blue uniforms would look totally killer with my hair, though I might have to drop the rockin' ribbon while I'm workin' unless you think you can hook me up Second, I've been kinda bored waiting around here and I think work like this would be a totally cool way to boost my resume. Third and finally the Velvet Room gives me a place to lay low after a gig, cops can't catch ya if you're in another dimension As for my Persona, [World's End Dancehall] forces people to dance to the beat of my music, making fighting totally inconvenient. Unless you're one of those trained dance-battlers from all those musicals Edit: Pic here https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/008/943/092/large/nexpill-the-stand.jpg?1516223315
(edited by Tot_Pop)
Jigor
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#46

I wanna become a velvet room attendant for three reasons. First, the blue uniforms would look totally killer with my hair, though I might have to drop the rockin' ribbon while I'm workin' unless you think you can hook me up Second, I've been kinda bored waiting around here and I think work like this would be a totally cool way to boost my resume. Third and finally the Velvet Room gives me a place to lay low after a gig, cops can't catch ya if you're in another dimension As for my Persona, [World's End Dancehall] forces people to dance to the beat of my music, making fighting totally inconvenient. Unless you're one of those trained dance-battlers from all those musicals Ok good well that persona will be useful when Atlus forces us into a dancing game!
Oh Dude I totally KILL at Rhythm games, you can go ahead and sign me up for that now
Jigor
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#48

well I have to see more don't I so I will think about it.
So, from I gather about Personas, it's supposed to be an anime character we relate to? In that case, this is my submission: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a5/ba/1c/a5ba1c3d71a165df2d8c09d984390820.jpg
Jigor
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#50

who is that and what powers does it have
Oh, that? That's chimera fusion of a girl and her dog from FMA. I mean, I guess it can like, attack and shit
TOO SOON, STILL TOO SOON
Jigor
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#53

wait what
I mean who wouldn’t want to tease teenagers and summon demons for a living. Plus the outfit looks cool, the pays nice, you get free food, and my favorite color is blue. Also I promise not to get depressed when my door boyfriend dies.spoilers, fuckhead also my point still stands i wish to work here, and if you do not hire me, i shall reveal your true identity to the world
(edited by elmco)
Ohh uh shizz I'm late for this I guess I like blue? People say looks good on me I'm super bored and just wanna do something, plus laughing at people is fun And uh idk whenever I'm just not doing anything I can just go there and make fun of people? Persona wise I have the thing in my Pfp, it's name is Mimi, pretty much it just kinda shoots water at people, sometimes like a water gun, sometimes like a fire hose, depends on it's mood. Also uh... Don't look under the cloak. Please. I'm begging you.
No one wants to see your panties, dude
Sorry Elmco, I’ll fix it I didn’t mean to be rude I just wanted to make a joke and I forgot about putting a spoiler warning there.
No one wants to see your panties, dude wait that's illegal lmao I just meant that if you looked under it Mimi would kill you
yeah, its like a 10 minute limit on that, besides he's already seen it so it doesn't matter. Honestly its kinda like getting genuinely upset to learn Aerith died in FF7, its kinda just common knowledge so even if you didn't know that there's not really much reason to get upset.
Jigor
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#61

makes sense
Yeah uh its insecure
Jigor
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#63

ok everyone... You all have a deadline till May 24th then I will decide who shall be my attendee.
yeah, its like a 10 minute limit on that, besides he's already seen it so it doesn't matter. Honestly its kinda like getting genuinely upset to learn Aerith died in FF7, its kinda just common knowledge so even if you didn't know that there's not really much reason to get upset. Thanks, I just felt like shit because I hate being spoiled myself.
lmao ur deadline is my birthday
Jigor
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#66

GOOD
I should be a velvet attendant because.... I'd know how to do my job. Plus I'll do it all for free. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447593107794690048/576233666787934218/3q52DkcPcpmAj6YQnc2vaD6XBtpZ8mz32UHz1Po8gimy7jNJKLbvH6YWsFsCGM35SUz2LdQp7pAFY1-768x1024.png also here's my most powerful persona
Jigor
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#68

.....
Oh, should I have posted a different one?
Sorry Elmco, I’ll fix it I didn’t mean to be rude I just wanted to make a joke and I forgot about putting a spoiler warning there.all good, good make sure to be careful about that in the future
Jigor
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#72

no it is perfect and to send pictures all you have to do is put a image adress on here.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/9/93/Tatsuya_Suou_render.png/revision/latest?cb=20141213152927 Okey this my Persona P2IS Protag. His ability is making people forget stuff. This is useful for spin offs that are canon but no one remembers them. (Examples: P3D, P5D, PQ and PQ2) I hope I’ll be a useful member to the team! Yes this a joke that nobody remembers Persona 1 and the Persona 2s exist
Jigor
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#76

I like the reference. I forgot about him too, Tatsuya correct?
(edited by Jigor)
Personas then? I guess I can see that. Hmm.. I guess Norn would be it https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/a/af/Sh_norn.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190329191034 Anyways, gotta be hip with the fools
GIve me the job or watch your loved ones turn to dust.
Jigor
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#82

....
Pick me, I'm a really cute loli
Jigor
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#84

uuhhh...
Make me the assistant or I'll go all IAmThou on you
Luck
#86

ok everyone... You all have a deadline till May 24th then I will decide who shall be my attendee. I think you should probably make your choices sooner.
Jigor
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#87

How about next thursday
Luck
#88

That's your choice not mine. But if you're asking for my opinion than, that works.
My sword is a tool of justice!
Okay
Alright sounds good
Sounds totally kickin’ To me
Luck
#94

Well sense nothing else is going on, you never answered my question from earlier. Do you have an outfit in green. This is important information I need to know.
um Jigor told me that he has a green outfit for some special occasion so yeah
I what's the pay?
I what's the pay? He’s already said itWell you get payed 200,000 yen every day plus an option to make fun of the guest. Also drinks and food will be given like a buffet so enjoy
Luck
#98

Today's the day. So jigor, who are the new velvet room assistants.
Me
Good luck everyone
Nice sentiment dude, but I think I’ll make my own luck wink
Jigor
Thread Creator
#102

The top 3 are
Ooooo who are they?
(edited by TheRemitron)
It’s totally me. All three of them
it's been nearly 40 minute jigor. Choose before garfield chooses to vore someone.
im a good assistant because i main elizabeth in persona 4 kart
Micah
#107

..who are the top 3? :0
Me me me
Jigor
Thread Creator
#109

Luck, Tot Pop, Micah, and TheRemitron (Top 4)
but i ask for literally no pay i'm angery
Yay! I did it!
“Tot”ally Rockin’ and ready for the next step. Or you can skip ahead and pick me.
Jigor
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#113

well I had a top 5 and you were the fifth one but now Garfielf is now going to vore my left toe.
I can’t wait to stand around a blue room and tease teenagers everyday
THAT DOESN'T COUNT IF I NEED TO CONVINCE YOU FURTHER, I CAN ALSO PLAY A PRETTY KILLER GUITAR
I took guitar in 7th grade checkmate
Jigor
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#118

Well I am sorry (PLEASE DON'T VORE ME GARFIELD)
fuck what garfield said, put me in the list coach
this system is stacked against me
I look forward to working with the winners. I need to fuse some Personas while receiving cryptic advice on my destiny. Ah yes I need to practice my cryptic speeches. Ahem... R E H A B I L I T A T I O N
Micah
#122

Luck, Tot Pop, Micah, and TheRemitron (Top 4) Yay!!
i can also speak fluent retard
Well I am sorry (PLEASE DON'T VORE ME GARFIELD)*Completely vores Jigor* "YOU SON OF A BITCH I'LL KILL YOU"
Oof... I still keep the job right?
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