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Tot_Pop
#1802

First comment on page 7 man I’m good at this
Catn
#1803

Second
BBBam04
#1804

Second to Second
Third to Second
elmco
#1806

second to third to second
BBBam04
#1807

Second to second to third to second (lucky me)
Fourth to second to third?
elmco
#1809

eighth
Y'all gay.
elmco
#1811

https://i.redd.it/wiga0fsqors11.png
Two to the one, to the two, to the three; Fuck you, I win
garfield actually kills Thanos in endgame
elmco
#1814

thanos eats iron man
You fool. You absolute blunder head. Garfield already had two films. They were the first of the MCU. They were leading up to this absolute climax.
elmco
#1818

a t a i l o f t w o k i t t i e s p t s d i n t e n s i f i e s
Raiden
#1819

My sword is a tool of justice!
elmco
#1820

what are you on about
Nanomachines, son!
Thanos ate my lasaga, so I ate his stones and deleted him from existence.
(edited by Garfield)
Raiden
#1823

You're not greedy... You're batshit insane!
Do you want me to eat you too?
Raiden
#1825

Theres a lot of pressure on my torso!
Proceeds to vore Raiden WHERE IS MY LASANGNANA
Raiden
#1827

Metal Gear?!
elmco
#1828

hilarious, only using quotes from the games that don't even apply to the situation
Psycho Mantis?
Yeah it’s very funny
https://www.metalgearinformer.com/?p=17496
I’M FUCKIN’ INVINCIBLE!
elmco
#1833

i fucking hate everyone here, myself included
-Toki-
#1834

so we have Captain Coke but where's Pepsiman?
elmco
#1835

pepsiman is definitely on here
-Toki-
#1836

he's on site but he's nowhere near this thread
Raiden
#1837

One sword keeps another in the sheath.
sarin is a lil bitch
Micah
#1839

Why?
Why not?
no u
Haha very funny “no u” best insult
i know right
I honestly don't know if sarinisalittlebitch is gear or Elm. Feels like something Elm would do though
does it honestly matter?
Yeah. And now I'm certain that it's Elm. So I'm gonna pull a rosie and give him some strong words! How dare he!?
what is the damning evidence that Elm did it?
elmco
#1848

I honestly don't know if sarinisalittlebitch is gear or Elm. Feels like something Elm would do thoughrude i haven't done jack
who knows I could have done it I didn't do it tho
oof
elmco
#1851

i crave cinnamon toast crunch
Micah
#1853

Rip
gear How dare you suspect me, you absolute numbskull? If I want to call someone a bitch I do it upfront, I don't make an alt. You dastardly fuckling. I mean fuck dude I like you you're funny
kazami
#1856

oof
Tot_Pop
#1857

On the plus side, now that Elmco's banned there's a real chance of winnign this thing if we do it quick
Ravioli Ravioli this thread belongs to ME
Micah
#1859

I now feel incomplete
Tot_Pop
#1860

Its totally cool, you probly just feel incomplete cuz you are. I mean, uh, Rockin'
Micah
#1861

Oh D:
lmao i'm dead inside
Micah
#1863

same
Tot_Pop
#1864

I'm still alive but I'm barely breathin'
Micah
#1865

Sometimes I can still see elm's text
elmco
#1868

MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN AND WE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY INABILITY TO MINECRAFT
lmao you can't minecraft nerd
elmco
#1870

awww
Micah
#1871

Yay!!! You are back!!
Eww!!! You are back!!
Micah
#1873

Chad please dont be rude!!
elmco
#1875

yes i am, hello all
BBBam04
#1876

Elmco? Truly a weapon to surpass Shadowgear.
Raiden
#1877

Metal Gear?!
elmco
#1878

i'm gonna uncle ben this shit and get chad killed
BBBam04
#1879

Hey! Don’t talk about Uncle Ben around me. It’s a sensitive topic...
BBBam04
#1881

Good job on standing up for yourself, Weeaboo Spider-Man, but don’t break Elmco’s kneecaps without me.
Raiden
#1882

My sword is a tool of justice!
BBBam04
#1884

Oh, Elmco I’m sorry to hear that.
snap elmco now has kneecaps.
BBBam04
#1886

Oh heck yeah! Now weeb Spider-Man, go for the Kneecaps!
snap Peni_Parker is now incapable of walking.
I'm from a different universe so i'm immune
snap Peni_Parker is now from this universe.
BBBam04
#1890

Come on Thanos! Thought you were on our side!
If i'm immune i'd be immune to having been from this universe too. All you'd be doing is just create another me.
snap Peni_Parker is now no longer immune.
Micah
#1893

I'll be rude to my nephew for all of time Chad is my uncle too????!!
Tot_Pop
#1894

That's actually not how the Infinity Stones work in the comics They have infinite power within their own universe, regardless of what universe their target comes from, its when you try bringing it over to another universe that they become useless rocks
I'm immune to being made not immune though? edit: i'm posting this from another universe
(edited by Peni_Parker)
BBBam04
#1896

Thanos, buddy, we’re on the same side here. Just put the gauntlet away and we can all be friends.
Tot_Pop
#1897

I'm immune to being made not immune though? edit: i'm posting this from another universeOh please, we all know multiverse theory is fake
I'm immune to being made not immune though? edit: i'm posting this from another universeOh please, we all know multiverse theory is fake Of course it is, only a child believes in that. Spider-verse on the other hand...
buddy, I'm sorry, what was that word I've never heard it before Oh, and snap BBBam04 is now dead.
dont make me use it. The gucci infinity gauntlet
BBBam04
#1901

OH THANOS YOU SON OF A B- *dies*
snaps All of the Shadow Thieves are now dead.
MENYOY HOY NOY HINOY NENOY MENOY
BBBam05
#1904

I’m back Fucko! Let’s go Thanos, round 2 buckaroo!
Micah
#1905

I demand answers chad
snapsMENYOY HOY NOY HINOY NENOY MENOY All of the Shadow Thieves are now dead.MENYOY HOY NOY HINOY NENOY MENOY
BBBam05
#1907

Don’t worry SHDW_PSYCHE, I will avenge you! Come on Thanos, show me your true power!
snaps BBBam05 is now dead. BBBam06, BBBam07, BBBam08, and BBBam09 are now unable to be born.
BBBam69
#1909

Ok Thanos you win. Resurrect BBBam04 and we can call it a day.
snaps BBBam04 will come back to life at dawn. elmco has lost his kneecaps.
Idk, but I have a question; If you eat a chili with at chili's but it's chilly are you eating a chilly chili or are you eating a chill chili?
BBBam69
#1913

Thank you Thanos
Micah
#1915

Bazinga but better
elmco
#1916

i hate this thread now
BBBam69
#1917

I don’t know what you’re talking about, this thread is amazing.
snap elmco now has good opinions instead of the bad ones he tried to spread.
BBBam69
#1919

Good job Thanos! You’ve earned a raise.
snap BBBam will now shut the eff up
BBBam69
#1921

Well, guess there are just some things the infinity gauntlet can’t do.
snap snap snap sna
BBBam69
#1923

Uh oh, Mr Elmco I don’t feel so good... haha jk I’m feeling better than ever! Nice try Thanos
Fuck man how am I supposed to godmod if the one on the other side godmods harder than me
BBBam69
#1925

I dunno man, I guess BBBam69 was just the superior BBBam...
Fuck man how am I supposed to godmod if the one on the other side godmods harder than me Before you blame others, have you tried turning the infinity gauntlet on and off? From personal experience, that helps quite a lot. Remember, try not to blame others for your issues. ^^ For all you know, it could be a defect with the product itself. If turning the gauntlet on and off doesn't work, contact me, Noel Rousseau, lead salesman at Widunfexshet Incorporated. And from there, I'll help troubleshoot your infinity gauntlet problems. ^^ Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs: Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.
BBBam69
#1927

What’re you doing?!?! That’s Thanos we’re talking about. Help him, and he’ll kill us all. I swear if 50% of all life disappears again I’m blaming you, Noel!
What’re you doing?!?! That’s Thanos we’re talking about. Help him, and he’ll kill us all. I swear if 50% of all life disappears again I’m blaming you, Noel! Now, now, Mister BBBam69, no need to blow your top at me. I am simply doing as any good customer service rep would do, and I am providing satisfactory help to Mister Thanos. Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs: Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.
BBBam69
#1929

All I’m saying is, when Thanos erases half of all life, and you were a contributing factor in accomplishing his goal, that makes you an accomplice. Therefore, you would have to pay a $5,000 fine and/or serve up to one year of jail time. So just keep that in mind Mr and/or Mrs. Noel_Rousseau.
False. I would not be an accomplice. For all intents and purposes, my role is as a weapons repairperson/salesperson. You cannot hold me accountable for he does with his weapon. Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs: Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.
(edited by Noel_Rousseau)
BBBam04
#1932

It’d still make you an accessory to the crime. At the very least you would experience minor repercussions, such as jail time or paying a fine. Actually, if Thanos were to snap and erase half of life, could he even be tried in court?
(edited by BBBam04)
snap Noel_Roussea is now dead. That's what you get for telling me what to do.
Mr Psyche, I don't feel so epic...
It’d still make you an accessory to the crime. At the very least you would experience minor repercussions, such as jail time or paying a fine. Actually, if Thanos were to snap and erase half of life, could he even be tried in court? Incorrect. Last I recall, manufacturers were not held accountable for the actions of owners of their product. Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs: Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.
(edited by Noel_Rousseau)
Micah
#1937

L
BBBam04
#1938

Hey Thanos, when that gauntlet is fixed, snap Noel_Rousseau out of existence for me. I didn’t like being proven wrong.
Hey Thanos, when that gauntlet is fixed, snap Noel_Rousseau out of existence for me. I didn’t like being proven wrong. Hey Thanos, when that gauntlet is fixed, snap Noel_Rousseau out of existence for me. I didn’t like being proven wrong.
BBBam04
#1940

It was a demand, not a request.
Hey Thanos, when that gauntlet is fixed, snap Noel_Rousseau out of existence for me. I didn’t like being proven wrong. Like I have said on countless occasions, the gauntlet is most likely faulty. Snapping me out of existence would not work. Please, don't pay attention to BBBam04, Mister Thanos. Instead, come to Widunfexshet Incorporated, and we'll repair your gauntlet, free of charge. Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs: Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.
Micah
#1942

W h a t
BBBam04
#1943

Thanos don’t do it, it’s a scam!
Thanos should snap people who actually wanted Nanako to be the killer in P4
Man, time sure does fly some times doesn't it?
Nope
snap Every user above this post is now dead.
Dang
You can't kill me, I have the all powerful Joy Emoji Face Mask!
Are you sure you aren’t dead
elmco
#1951

i shall say it again, i hate this thread also, i'm more powerful than the infinity stones, so you won't be able to do anything to me with that
Elm has the power of incest, waifus and Archer.
That’s a pretty powerful moveset right thereElm has the power of incest, waifus and Archer.
elmco
#1954

incestwhat? that's not even a funny joke.
It was more of a joke on Archer but ok
Tater
#1956

Wild
elmco
#1957

well why would you associate me with incest? it's fucking disgusting
Your love with Archer, his love for incest. It'd make quite a phanfic. I should make it over the weekend. Dad!Archer x TrapDaughter!Elm...
elmco
#1959

oh jesus...
elmco
#1961

speaking of fanfics, we still need to continue ender or whatever that was called
Oh yeah true. I've got some stuff coming up tomorrow, so I'm gonna need some sleep tonight. Maybe Friday or Saturday?
elmco
#1963

i think i'm home alone friday night so if i'm not doing stuff irl, for sure
Natsuki
#1964

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/571447434606018578/575940740899930113/872b136.png https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465685022620385331/575441004266651658/bbf3771.jpg https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/567557278429872140/576069478782074880/13c0284.jpg
Whats this about
Natsuki
#1966

Tag yourself I'm Rat
Sho, I don't feel so good disintegrates
elmco
#1968

racon, called it
I'm the speech bubble. Not the word "boobs", I'm just the speech bubble.
elmco
#1970

you are a boob chad
Great I’m Blu rodant now
(edited by TheRemitron)
elmco
#1972

whom
*wohmst
elmco
#1974

no, what you didn't even spell that correctly
Oof I’m stupid
elmco
#1976

yeah, you are
snap "wohmst" is now the correct spelling.
Well damn, I guess I’ll just have to spell my shit wrong from now on...
Tot_Pop
#1979

Wohmst decided that was a good idea
elmco
#1980

stfu thanos i’ll spell whomst however i want and as i previously mentioned, i’m more powerful than the stones, so it doesn’t have any effect on me
Elm, or as we all know him, the Anti Fun
Luck
#1983

shots fired
Micah
#1984

This is upsetting
sippp
sippppp
pourrr
elmco
#1988

i'm the epitome of fun you guys just don't know what fun is
Shut up, anti-fun
elmco
#1990

shut up anti anti anti fun
Luck
#1991

I keep reading anti-fun as annie-fun.
The orphan?
Who else could it be?
Luck
#1994

It wasn't meant to be a reference. It was just an observation.
Observation would be the correct term
Micah
#1996

I can't believe Elm is Annie from Annie smh
Mono
#1997

We are so close to the year 1999.
Today, we will stream some bootleg shit.
Persona 6... Can't wait!
Micah
#2004

This is epic
elmco
#2005

what what do you mean persona 6
Micah
#2006

^yeah
He’s obviously never seen the wait between 4 and 5 to be hyped for Persona 6
Micah
#2008

Whomest bumped and delet?
Whomest is not me
‘Twasnt me
Micah
#2011

:gun:
gasp
Micah
#2013

ówù
Nope
Micah
#2015

ówù
I haven’t read more anger through text than when you typed that angry OwO
Luck
#2017

♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓
Luck
#2019

current year post.(2019th post in 2019)
(edited by Luck)
Here in post number 2020, Ronald Reagan is the president again, Mexico got wiped out by Ligma, Canada has been overrun by Elmco trees, Britain was destroyed by a random ass storm, and Jokermod is now a pop idol star.
Queef
Thread Creator
#2021

oi ;;;;;
...?
Micah
#2023

¿Qué?
Friends, I have found the most cursed article title of all time. https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/05/dear-prudence-having-sex-dead-boyfriends-son.html "My Children Are Furious I’m Having Sex With Their Half-Brother" Alabama intensifies
Middles Ages/10
파인애플 마 Did ya miss me?
Ayyy, Pineapple, I've been noticing a distinct lack of you.
MishimaAdmin
#2028

What is your favorite block in Minecraft?
https://i.imgur.com/g15z9Ce.png
Luck
#2030

redstone
Micah
#2031

Leaves
Micah
#2033

Okay that was epic
Micah
#2035

owo
le bump
Micah
#2037

:gun:
elmco
#2039

wow this is still going? old people burning put your hands up
someone tell me what this means please
elmco
#2041

https://secretphansite.fandom.com/wiki/Elmco
Smh where’s my wiki page?
Soncc
Soncc
elmco
#2045

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/569673607786266652/579517291335516170/Screen_Shot_2019-05-18_at_11.54.34_pm.png come back when you break the 1000 posts line
Sarcasm noun The use of irony to mock or convey contempt -Google definition
Soncc
Micah
#2048

That hurty
Micah
#2050

Okay that is
Hey elm Stop
Tot_Pop
#2053

In the name of Love
That joke was terrible
elmco
#2055

you could all learn a little something from my wiki page
BBBam04
#2056

The only thing I’ve learned, is that you have a sucky main in Smash.
elmco
#2057

that's old, i don't really have a main in smash anymore
BBBam04
#2058

Fair enough
reminder that elm is a bad person
Oof
kazami
#2061

elm bad
elmco
#2062

not you too kaz
BBBam04
#2063

Elm isn’t bad, he’s just okay.
>Advertising your wiki page without updating it ????
*insert generic post roasting the comment above*
insert clever comeback
Insert a better comeback
insert confused words
Insert terrible jojoke
FL0R1NA
#2072

insert a self-insert that self-inserts themself for a self-insert’s self insert because inserts
elmco
#2073

if this is what this thread has come to, please let it die
Insert death to this thread
Micah
#2075

Elm, you and I know we can't do that
I don't touch this thread and I know we can't do that
It’s too late! Give up!
Give up, but when I post last.
Oh, hey guys, I have returned, only to say I plan on just randomly appearing and bringing life to this thread
thank
Sounds cool
Micah
#2082

Nicesu
Natsuki
#2083

Random shit post, don't mind me https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/567557278429872140/579713291388059678/9e64e10.jpg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fKEZFRcuEqw
Natsuki
#2087

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/567557278429872140/580085906841534494/handgun2.png thread must be deleted
Shizu
#2088

HI
No U
hii
*Kirby flashbacks*
elmco
#2092

https://youtu.be/sq_Fm7qfRQk
no no no no
Stop threatening our Last Post wins thread Elmco! :(
*Kirby flashbacks* no that's more HAAAAIII
stahp you're gonna trigger my ptsd
stahp you're gonna trigger my ptsd Does this PTSD include a jester splitting in two, exploding eye ball or basically any Kirby final boss
HAAAAAAAAAI
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