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And Second page unlocked. Totally Rockin’
Shit, someone beat me at being first on the second page. In other news, I made a brother and stepsister for my other OC.
elmco
#304

Swiggity swooshes Elmco now losesnot so fast, hater
are you sure about that?
elmco
#306

im as sure about winning as i am about being gay for my italian boyfriend
Weirdest way to say you're straight but ok dude
elmco
#308

upupu
ah come on man, I'm sure you've got more than like, just making random noises. That'd be totally lame
elmco
#310

you know what, my creativity isn't unlimited you know
I ain't askin' for much. Just try to think of somethin' rockin' next time cool?
Do you find me humerus?
elmco
#313

Bazinga.
Because without it, I'm unarmed.
Nah nah nah, you're BOTH doin' it all wrong, lame puns? Catchphrases? How's that supposed to get anyone's blood pumpin' you know?
elmco
#316

why did the chicken cross the road? it was done with life
What do you say to skeletal remains? "Wow, you got boned."
elmco
#318

what's with you and skeleton jokes
Maybe he's feeling... bonely.
With this many skeleton jokes, it might really marrow down the competition.
elmco
#321

and of course, the obligatory i've got a bone to pick with you guys
Heh the whole thing went stiff.
(edited by Alex_Liang)
elmco
#323

uh... femur
*Rattled*
elmco
#325

spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine their shrieking skulls will shock you soul and seal your doom tonight
(edited by elmco)
Spooky scary skeletons speak with such a screech You'll shake and shudder in surprise when you hear these zombies shriek
elmco
#327

we're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood you only want to socialize b u t i d o n ' t t h i n k w e s h o u l d
Sigh
elmco
#329

don't you sigh at me, young man
Hoo boy, could use a vent somewhere and this seems like as good a place as any. So I’ll drop the rockin’ Attitude and get real for a bit So as most of you peeps are probably unaware my job IRL is working as a personal shopper at a grocery store, basically walkin’ up and down the place to find goods so customers don’t have to do it themselves. Well we got a new rule laid down where if we can’t find an item on the shelves we’ve gotta take the issue up with one of the peeps rockin’ the department in question. We ask them if they know where/if we have the item, and we’re both supposed to check out back to confirm. If it’s a no-show we have to write down the item description, date, and the name of the dude who gave the assist. Sounds alright on paper, but the problem’s that on any busy day, like today, it adds a major slowdown that only serves a purpose if we find the junk. My coworker Deandre summed it up pretty well. “We just spent 15 minutes on the bushiest day of the week so I could tell you to do what you were going to do anyways.”
Coworkers are lame, enslave your kids
elmco
#332

That what kids are for
Shut up, go back to the dead zone
Nah, coworkers can be pretty rockin’. It’s the management that’s totally bogus
elmco
#335

*****bazinga*****
Happy birthday to me Seriously tho, it’s my birthday
elmco
#337

man, if only nekos were real, and were purchasable at a reasonable price
Is the shadow thieves one person
Woah way uncalled for
Lmao at least you got rid of it😅
Shadow thieves confirmed problematic 😂
Uh dude, you do know that like, you only need the one to win right? No need for 32 in a row or whatever
I require last posts, jon
elmco
#347

no, garfunkel
*Slides back in*
*slides backer in*
*slide rock in*
elmco
#351

*chacha slides*
Micah
#352

Apples
Uh dude, you do know that like, you only need the one to win right? No need for 32 in a row or whatever uh dude you know that like, maybe the posts I was responding to might've been deleted or whatever
*sneak*
*observes due to high perception stat*
(edited by neptune-chan)
elmco
#356

its mario time
LETSA GO
Queef
Thread Creator
#358

WTF IM NOT HERE FOR LIKE 8 DAYS AND IT BLOWS OVER 300????? THE ONLY REASON I CAME WAS BECAUSE OF MISH (again) WHO SENT ME SMTH ALARMING (will comment on it if i find it k thx and ily guysssss mwah)
Queef
Thread Creator
#359

so uhh turns out mastermind mish deleted that shit yo and now im waiting for approval. await further entries in my amazing diary
elmco
#360

At McDonald’s rn
Eww clothes.
egull
#363

Swiggity Swooty I won the thread booty. Sup Cough
(edited by egull)
Coughy
#364

Eww clothes. what's wrong with clothes?
Eww clothes. what's wrong with clothes? I haven't put on clothes in forever me amigo.
egull
#366

Eww clothes. what's wrong with clothes? I haven't put on clothes in forever me amigo. Kamoshida approves
Eww clothes. what's wrong with clothes? I haven't put on clothes in forever me amigo. Kamoshida approves You fool. You'll summon him.
I mean im a 7'3 snake centipede hybrid. So yeet
Queef
Thread Creator
#369

In real life? I fail to see how you're typing and yo elm, how's Mccy D's
I may or may not be one. But im not a furry I swear.
Queef
Thread Creator
#371

i have no words
i have no words But those are words you are speaking, nani
Still here.
Catn
#376

This is still goin? Wow
Micah
#377

Man I sure love comfy clothes
STILL. HERE.
Woah it's been awhile
elmco
#381

ok cool
Thx I guess
Just here to appreciate every Fire Emblem player, may it be casual or Elitist. As Long as it's not the I only came for Waifus player .
(edited by Pineapple)
I'm the "Only play for Hector" player And Eliwood, Nino, and Lucius. Can't forget Quan as well
(edited by filthyllama)
elmco
#385

i don't play FE
Dang that's the sad, but at least you can escape the fanbase and their hate for milking cows, flat time travellers, and thigh goddesses. It's not so bad when you ignore that.
elmco
#387

huh i don't wanna go super far back to play an FE game, so i'm just waiting for three houses and might give that one a try
Fair enough. Haven't heard much about the game, tho.
elmco
#389

me neither, but i'm usually taking my switch with me, so i'd probably put the most amount of time into it, rather than on my 2ds xl which i dont use very often
Hector is a acceptable reason
elmco
#391

life sucks
Queef
Thread Creator
#393

Can't forget Quan as well Dont you mean..Queef?
(edited by Queef)
Queef
Thread Creator
#394

Whoever asked, damn right its still going! And Elm, how can it be overpriced AND cheap? lmao tbh i got a mcflurry the other day, yeah, thats it..im broke ok...
elmco
#395

i wish i could forget queef And Elm, how can it be overpriced AND cheap? lmao tbh i got a mcflurry the other day, yeah, thats it..im broke ok...price is high, quality of food is low
(edited by elmco)
Rip, me reading the old threads made me miss the FE chat. As a firm Came For Gameplay FE player, Fates is the main game I play nowadays. It's got great gameplay, just gotta skip the story.
I haven't gone to a McDonald's in months, going on a year.
(edited by Alex_Liang)
elmco
#398

congrats i guess
Rip, me reading the old threads made me miss the FE chat. As a firm Came For Gameplay FE player, Fates is the main game I play nowadays. It's got great gameplay, just gotta skip the story. I agree, even with my Icon, maybe because I still find Takumi to be precious, but yeah just skip the story, I agree.
What the heck is going on here??
elmco
#401

a fun and rockin time
In my first Rev playthrough, I named my character "Cornthal" because Yuri Lowenthal's Corn voice is the only acceptable Corn voice. Then I proceeded to make everyone extremely powerful, and got a streetpass Jakob who has a bunch of skills for Nohrian Trust, combined that with Hoshidian Unity and Quixotic + Aether, my Corn was able to ORKO the final boss of the game on hard. Rev 2 ez.
The thing happening here is me rocking everyone's shit and WINNING THIS THREAD
elmco
#404

children of the corn is a pretty good short story
Guess where I am~
Meep
elmco
#408

Guess where I am~in the cornfields of Gatlin, NE?
Micah
#409

Hell?
elmco
#410

did anyone get my reference/joke Joker: I did
(edited by Joker)
elmco
#411

ah, thank you jokermod also, i did not know mods could edit comments, so that's a thing
Nishishi, that would be a Power to abuse.
elmco
#414

I'm the leader of the Phantom Thieves. Doing unconventional things is kinda our thing. even breaking your own rules? Rule 11: "Do not use quotes when they are unnecessary. Quoting whole post directly above you is not helping anyone and makes forum less readable." gotcha there, bud
(edited by elmco)
Name a time Joker ever followed the rules.
elmco
#416

every other time
The site disallows porn but he's basically a hentai protag
elmco
#418

i never thought of it that way...
JokerMod
#419

Heh.
elmco
#420

so you acknowledge it, you hypocrite
Rip, I got disconnected from the live feed and can't load PMs. Phorum still works fine though.
elmco
#422

Sad day when the polish man can’t website
Queef
Thread Creator
#424

let the polish man be, you filthy cretins !!
elmco
#425

the polish man must pay for his sins
Micah
#426

Wh :(
elmco
#427

pole man must suffer
Poland
#428

Shake my head
*dabs*
elmco
#430

don't you dab, skech
Fuckin' stop me, you wimpy weeb
Cease thy dabbing skech or I'll make you an enemy of the info wars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj5ec0pS1XI
Alex Jones' power is as strong as his libido: not very Also when he runs he looks like a potato with legs
He WADDLES with POWER
Sounds like a pro wrestler
elmco
#438

i'm a pro wrestler
DO THE HUSTLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj23_nDFSfE
elmco
#440

Do do do do dododo do do Do do do dodo dodo do do Do do do do dododo do do Do do do dodo dodo do do D O T H E H U S T L E
Micah
#441

In more news, America is gonna die. The cold man, we gonna get snow.
(edited by Micah)
elmco
#442

Really? The cold is fuckin normal everywhere else
Micah
#443

I guess it is stupid, but we are gonna get 8-11 inches i think.
(edited by Micah)
Have you guys seen the question page recently, shit's messed up
Micah
#445

No?
ADK
#446

>we gonna get snow >8-11 inches *laughs in texan*
Micah
#447

>we gonna get snow >8-11 inches *laughs in texan* Know what? You right Update: Where is the bad weather? I'm scared.
(edited by Micah)
elmco
#448

I wish we got 8-11 inches. We’re getting less and less snow every year, which makes me really sad as a skier.
elmco
#450

bubbles are good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2efniAndHY
...Good to know
elmco
#453

Knowledge is power after all
People always wanna touch my haif. Please help me.
elmco
#455

your haif? what is a haif
Micah
#456

Wh.
elmco
#457

exactly
Catn
#458

This thread is a mess
https://cdn130.picsart.com/260458542025212.png?r1024x1024
Oh no, not that word
elmco
#467

ok guys, seriously, stop let me win
Micah
#468

Nah
Nutsucky
elmco
#470

you fuckers i swear to lord satan
Micah
#471

You better swear
elmco
#472

fuck
Micah
#473

Good
elmco
#474

stop talking
Micah
#475

No.
elmco
#476

you little... why I oughta...
Micah
#481

:bigthink:
Totally awesome, dude!
elmco
#483

The true winners here are the ones who just don't post on this thread at allWhich makes you Tonight's Biggest Loser!! [airhorns]
Radical!
Now this is epic'nt
elmco
#487

[pouring chemicals into the water to turn the freakin frogs gay] wait what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z61W-ZkmYtU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Can we just like.....quietly euthanize him? We really don't need him at all.
Alex Jones is the most important person in today's society. Why would we want him gone. He was there to scream at the piece of turd in the road when nobody else could.
Hey lads can we get this thread to at least 3 pages before it dies? We can't have it being so close (109 posts is close alright) and not be there
elmco
#493

fuck off, let me win
Micah
#494

Nah
yeh
elmco
#496

yeh
Micah
#497

Hey
And I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee, freeeee fallin'
Micah
#499

Boi
Gril
Micah
#501

Hat
And I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee, freeeee fallin' Ah, I see you too like tall buildings so you can leap off of em.
elmco
#503

get disintegrated Beter Barker
Micah
#504

Feck
elmco
#505

feck yourself mikael
Micah
#506

that is selfcest, mco
elmco
#507

definitely not what it's called, but good try
Micah
#508

Guess I'll die
elmco
#509

notch
O_hare
#510

Let it die, let it die, so I can get the last post!
Not so fast
elmco
#512

i'm young sheldon, and you're watching the disney channel bazinga
How dare you assume that Young Sheldon would ever go on such a low IQ channel?! Young sheldon has a brain more powerful than even Walt Disney himself. Never assume something that your casual mind could ever figure out, such as why Sheldon actually was the real creator of RIck And Morty.
B A Z I N G A
The Spirit Stealers have stolen the last post.
The Shadow Thieves have shadowed(?) the last post. Listen, I don't know why I even joined. I should have gotten on that public account stuff before it died.
elmco
#516

is it just me or has the phansite become a steaming pile of cancer?
Micah
#517

_______ \ • • \ | <> | / _ / ---------- I guess so...
Guess who's on the toilet again~?
Times have changed since 2017 on the phansite
Micah
#520

Truth
Big truth~
Micah
#523

I think I was here since..oof idk. But it was active and p chill. Some drama here and there though. Edit: June 26th 2017
(edited by Micah)
Mmmmmm I'm in my bed
Oof
elmco
#528

don't you "oof" me
Don’t you “don’t you “oof” me” me
Micah
#530

Oog
elmco
#531

don't you "don't you "don't you "oof" me" me" me and don't oog me either
Don’t you start a chain that will inevitably become long enough that the mods will actually have to close the thread at me
elmco
#533

that's genius
Outstanding move
elmco
#535

it ain't much, but it's honest work
Can’t argue with that. If that does happen, you gotta pay me royalties, however
elmco
#537

nah man, i'm jewish, i can't even spare a cent
Dude, me too
Wow, I finally understand why the mods hate these threads now m e t a
Micah
#540

Ooof
Fair enough
elmco
#542

Life isn’t fair
A Fairy is though.
W o a h someone thinks my sorry excuse of a sense of humor is actually funny?
elmco
#545

occasionally
Micah
#546

Nani
Micah
#548

I'm already sad, chad
I'd willingly kill my friends for that sad juice.
Micah
#554

https://66.media.tumblr.com/70d7f383a9e8ff073b3399a9f50bbeb6/tumblr_pew5plBQH61tayp7qo1_500.png thanks tumblr
Get out of here Korekiyo. Incest is not allowed here.
elmco
#557

kekyo singucci best incester
*dAb*
elmco
#559

don't
Great, now I have to commit Sudoku .
elmco
#562

quite possibly so
Queef
Thread Creator
#563

im 4 days late but epm i low key agree with your post abt memes also this shit is still going? lets shoot for longest living thread ever also my kh3 copy came early, on saturday. its fuckin good ily all and xemnas has a gooood voice never forget bois
the dream is only 37 posts away. Let's get this bread gamers.
elmco
#565

no, i must win this now
You can win when we get to 3 pages, now get to posting.
Queef
Thread Creator
#567

make this the longest thread ever k thx
elmco
#568

i'm holding you to your word, sarin
I'll stop posting after the 3rd page, idk about the others.
Queef
Thread Creator
#571

nah
elmco
#572

yeh
egull
#573

soup Despacito is a good song
Kill me
egull
#575

me too
Micah
#576

I mean
elmco
#577

i want die but only on mondays and tuesdays
Mood
elmco
#581

well sarin wants to get it to page 3, the first non-RP to make it to the third page (i think) so we're getting there, and then i'm gonna win
Micah
#583

:think:
O.K.
Micah
#586

Yeetus
Lets get this bread gamers
elmco
#589

let's gamers this get, bread
Pipuu
#590

Gamers let’s this bread get
bread this let's gamers, get
L-lets G-get B-bthis T-tbread
Micah
#598

thanks micah, i didn't even notice i was going to lose No prob, bob
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