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The most uncool not roleplayer out there
Alts: Downvote, NotSarinmansAlt, JokersSchedule, Bazinga, Poland, TheDeadMemeGuy, SHDW_Shapiro, Rock, REEEEEE, BigChungus (Blame Rosie), KennyTheCrow, Gayusuke, Ben_Shapiro, Hella_Gayuji, DocBrown, Crry_Boxtr, FORTNITEFORTNITEFORT, Preston-Garvey, Preston_Garvey, SarinAnn, ToddHoward, PancakeKnightFan100, StylishKermit, Garfield, SHDW_Garfielf, and a few others I've probably forgot about.
"Elmco is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking Prinny. That's right. He took his tiny fuckin' dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING PRINNY, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on phansite.net. Elm, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Powerful, hard, no virgin energy, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my Prinny, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go lower. I'm pissing on CANADA! How do you like that, ELM? I PISSED ON YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking maple trees, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
The Dood Meme Guy#3208
With how crazy you are almost all the time, I kinda doubt you were ever sane.
1): Archer why the hell did you revive this thread
2): I mean, they're not forced to be straight.
Unpopular game opinions
Unpopular game opinion: Persona 3 > Persona 5. Persona 3 made me cry, persona 5 made me confused. Also Persona 3 has a dog.
Shovel Knight is the Greatest Game Ever Made
I got shovel Knight for 3DS, and holy shit I loved it. Wasn't a huge fan of Shovel Knight or Plague Knight (Never actually beat Plague Knight's story), but specter knight. Hoo boy. It's just so much fun. The movement, the attacks, the music, the bosses. I'm honestly a huge fan of the Mega Man X mode with the wall jumps, but normal is fun as well.
2 weeks left of school for me, and today I've got the US History EOC. I've been told many many times that this will be the hardest exam I take in all of my years in high school. Aaaaand I'm falling asleep in first period already for whatever reason. I honestly think I've slept so much here it's actually in my sleep schedule or something, I got a solid 9 hours of sleep last night so idk why I'm tired. Help me and wish me luck. Or just kill me. I don't know. Give me death.
Grumpy Cat Has Deceased
FUCK WHY IS EVERYONE DYING
1TB Micro SD Card
Holy hell am I a boomer now or something? Technology is advancing way too fast for me and I'm not even an adult yet. 19 years ago when the PS2 was made, we had those little squares of memory cards that only had 4 whole MBs, now we have things about as thin as your fingernail and about as large as it too, holding a fucking TB. Slow down technology I don't have enough money to even catch up...
Alright Guys It's Time To Steal Disney's Heart
Four. Different. Avatar. Movies. In only like 8 year's time. Like, jesus christ. I know they enjoy milking their IPs to all hell, but still. And speaking of milking shit, how's about that Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer, eh? https://odditymall.com/infinity-gauntlet-meat-tenderizer
"I am... meat."
Chewbacca is dead
Why is everyone DYING.
My 1 Year Anniversary On The Phansite
1 year in, and I've been adopted, stole the keys of LeBlanc from Mono, created like 25 alts, made a BigChungus alt which I RP'd with, got tied up to a table in a basement by my mother, and a bunch of other stuff. Still glad I found this site.
Nintendo steals my wallet
Dropping $25 as well as my 119 orbs I've saved up. $25 will get me 50 more orbs. MY BOY FINALLY HAS AN ALT