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The most uncool not roleplayer out there Alts: Downvote, NotSarinmansAlt, JokersSchedule, Bazinga, Poland, TheDeadMemeGuy, SHDW_Shapiro, Rock, REEEEEE, BigChungus (Blame Rosie), KennyTheCrow, Gayusuke, Ben_Shapiro, Hella_Gayuji, DocBrown, Crry_Boxtr, FORTNITEFORTNITEFORT, Preston-Garvey, Preston_Garvey, SarinAnn, ToddHoward, PancakeKnightFan100, StylishKermit, Garfield, SHDW_Garfielf, and a few others I've probably forgot about. "Elmco is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking Prinny. That's right. He took his tiny fuckin' dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING PRINNY, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on phansite.net. Elm, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Powerful, hard, no virgin energy, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my Prinny, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go lower. I'm pissing on CANADA! How do you like that, ELM? I PISSED ON YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking maple trees, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! The Dood Meme Guy#3208

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Last Post Wins: New Year Edition
So I was looking through my memes on my laptop, and then discovered a cursed image. <spoiler> https://i.imgur.com/aZyolEV.jpg </spoiler>
I am become senior, destroyer of freshmen
called it, parents forced me to go. Luckily I got my teacher who teaches both math and coding to call them and now I only have to do a half day. Still a pain, but eh.
I am become senior, destroyer of freshmen
That's it, I'm about to snap. My bus's wheel just popped. We're going to be stuck here for hours. ON WHAT COULD BE MY FINAL DAY BEFORE SUMMER. IM GOING TO SCREAM
Last Post Wins: New Year Edition
https://www.shitpostbot.com/resize/250/250?img=%2Fimg%2Fsourceimages%2Fthis-cannot-happen-now-59da9effcd33d.jpeg https://www.shitpostbot.com/resize/250/250?img=%2Fimg%2Fsourceimages%2Fmotu-patlu-is-violent-ooo-59da9e9c27a05.jpeg
Dear Archer.
Do you mean keeping it alive isn't against the rules? It isn't, but there's no point whatsoever to keep it alive after people stop talking here.
Are the phantom theives real?
<quote user="LokiePoint2">Oof</quote>Please don't revive already dead threads. At the least if you have to, say something that actually contributes to the thread instead of saying something completely pointless.
Dear Archer.
The reasons were apparently the fact that gay people can't have kids. He didn't like gays because of Fire Emblem Fates or something. And Archer, Mods lock contriversal threads or threads that break rules. Don't post in dead threads to keep them alive jf nobody wants to talk there anymore. Its annoying.
One year closer to all of your underaged waifus becoming illegal. Well, that and your life changing completely with the addition of college and/or living on your own. But still, waifus. <spoiler>also happy birthday smol lad</spoiler>

Recent topics

I am become senior, destroyer of freshmen
Took all of my finals. Actually got one of my teachers to call my parents to tell them &quot;He doesn't need to go to school anymore&quot; but knowing my parents I'll still be forced to go for no actual reason. Attendance doesn't mean anything anymore so I don't get it. But eh, I'm done. Who's excited for break?
Hey Gamers, quick question
Do you play your games with or without the shell
2 weeks left of school for me, and today I've got the US History EOC. I've been told many many times that this will be the hardest exam I take in all of my years in high school. Aaaaand I'm falling asleep in first period already for whatever reason. I honestly think I've slept so much here it's actually in my sleep schedule or something, I got a solid 9 hours of sleep last night so idk why I'm tired. Help me and wish me luck. Or just kill me. I don't know. Give me death.
Grumpy Cat Has Deceased
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/17/business/media/grumpy-cat-dead.html FUCK WHY IS EVERYONE DYING
Rest in Peace Barnacle Man
https://i.imgur.com/sUUAnxo.png Press F to pay respects Kinda late to post this on the forums but meh
1TB Micro SD Card
https://www.tomsguide.com/us/sandisk-1-tb-microsd-card,news-30079.html Holy hell am I a boomer now or something? Technology is advancing way too fast for me and I'm not even an adult yet. 19 years ago when the PS2 was made, we had those little squares of memory cards that only had 4 whole MBs, now we have things about as thin as your fingernail and about as large as it too, holding a fucking TB. Slow down technology I don't have enough money to even catch up...
Happy Piccolo Day!
Alright Guys It's Time To Steal Disney's Heart
Four. Different. Avatar. Movies. In only like 8 year's time. Like, jesus christ. I know they enjoy milking their IPs to all hell, but still. And speaking of milking shit, how's about that Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer, eh? https://odditymall.com/infinity-gauntlet-meat-tenderizer &quot;I am... meat.&quot;
Chewbacca is dead
https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-news/harrison-ford-star-wars-chewbacca-peter-mayhew-tribute-830789/ Why is everyone DYING.
My 1 Year Anniversary On The Phansite
1 year in, and I've been adopted, stole the keys of LeBlanc from Mono, created like 25 alts, made a BigChungus alt which I RP'd with, got tied up to a table in a basement by my mother, and a bunch of other stuff. Still glad I found this site.
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