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milk
Cereal sauce
*Takes a single bite into a snickers bar*
<i>unicycles past yashiro’s car</i> i have a morphine addiction <i>leaves</i>
Fihgting
“Teken”
Copy and pasting song lyrics
Hey turn the bass up, turn the bass up Big dirty stinking bass, dirty stinking bass Big dirty stinking bass, Dirty, dirty stinking, Big dirty stinking bass, dirty stinking bass Big dirty stinking bass, Bass, bass, bass, bass I don’t need no speed, no I don’t need no heroin, no thanks I don’t want no coke, not today You can keep your ketamine, yeah I’m a bassline junkie, what? I’m a bassline junkie, tell them again I’m a bassline junkie, tell them again And I like it funky Don't touch it, who told you to touch it? I will fucking kill you, don't ever touch that shit again I’m a fiend for a big dirty bassline When I hear one I have a great time A bit of butterman's all I require I let the bassline take me higher My friends think that it’s a bad habit, damn it If you take my bass away I’ll blow your fucking face away, easy! You might think I’m over the top But when I hear that bassline drop I just can’t control my actions But I still feel satisfaction So don’t come around here whinging I just wanna hear the bassline rinsin Or we can just skank out all day If not get the fuck out my way I don’t need no speed, no I don’t need no heroin, no thanks I don’t want no coke, not today You can keep your ketamine, yeah I’m a bassline junkie, what? I’m a bassline junkie, tell them again I’m a bassline junkie, tell them again And I like it funky Big dirty stinking bass, dirty stinking bass Big dirty stinking bass, Dirty, dirty stinking, Big dirty stinking bass, dirty stinking bass Big dirty stinking bass, Bass, bass, bass The other day I got an ASBO order And I think it’s well out of order All my neighbors throwing a fit So I told them suck my dick And I told them I got the power And I turn the music up louder All night till 6 in the morning Old bastards, they just boring You know me, I’m the bassline father Nobody can tell me neither And the police turned up and they took me We drove out to the nick and they booked me Then they said they'd give me a caution If I didn’t give them no distortion But I said don’t bother, I’m guilty And my bassline's fucking filthy I don’t need no speed, no I don’t need no heroin, no thanks I don’t want no coke, not today You can keep your ketamine, yeah I’m a bassline junkie, what? I’m a bassline junkie, tell them again I’m a bassline junkie, tell them again I don’t like it funky Big dirty stinking bass, dirty stinking bass Big dirty stinking bass, Dirty, dirty stinking, Big dirty stinking bass, dirty stinking bass Big dirty stinking bass, Bass, bass, bass Bass, bass, bass Bass, bass, bass.
The White House: Not Owned by Cory Baxterâ„¢
zzz... <i>After sleepwalking all the way to President Niko’s office, he literally collapses on one of the couches before curling up into a comfortable fetal position.</i>
The White House: Not Owned by Cory Baxterâ„¢
<i>For some unknown reason, The Momkey has fallen asleep while standing up, though it seems that he’s still on guard just in case any trouble brews.</i> zzz....
The White House: Not Owned by Cory Baxterâ„¢
guess that answers his question. <i>The Momkey continues following the group, not even taking the time to look at the shrunken animals.</i>
The White House: Not Owned by Cory Baxterâ„¢
<i>While patiently waiting for the group to move on, The Momkey spots Mr. Detective from out of the corner of his eye.</i> jeez, the detective’s here too? ...why the hell am I surprised?
The White House: Not Owned by Cory Baxterâ„¢
<i>For the safety of the group, Police Momkey quietly follows behind. He takes a look around the indoor garden, impressed with the amount of marijuana that he will most likely smoke later.</i>

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*Momkey is eating a donut next to his friend, the other Momkey*
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(This is a meme/rp thread, so yeah.)
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